Who says TV executives don't have a handle on the pulse of America? Certainly not this reporter. I wouldn't dare say anything negative about TV executives. They are like Big Brother watching us with the Nielsen ratings. I like me some TV executives.
Speaking of Big Brother. Nah, just kidding. I wouldn't dare give that show a minute of my valuable reality-TV show watching time.
From time to time, I toss and turn and think of things that no one else seems to. It could be my brilliance, or the medication, I am NOT sure.
I sometimes write an article for the Spoof, but I realize that writing articles is a thankless job that gets no recognition and well, if you write satire, like I do, for the glory, then getting no hits is just not an option.
I know that the article section is not a place for heated debates, but I just couldn't resist. This debate is going to end up being so heated. Who is more talented, Nick Lachey or Jessica Simpson?
I know the cutie-patootie super-couple seems to have it all: looks, talent and well, they have their looks don't they? I admit I am jealous as all get out because well, my husband was neve...
Now, I am a patient woman. Well, as patient as anyone is in the technological, instant gratification age in which we live.
I have been waiting months for this William Hung travesty of celebrity to be over. I mean, really. If this little guy can become a celebrity what is going to happen to the cult of celebrity, of which I am a solid adherent?...
I, like most Americans, have been focusing on the big issues of the 2004 campaign. Lately, I have lost lots and lots of sleep over what styling products John Kerry uses to get that perfect, unmovable helmet head.
Seriously, I have lost sleep over this. Instead of getting a life, which I should do, I have decided to get to the bottom of this.
Bob-ism is the newest religion to take the world by storm. It was started by the UPA, the United Perverts of America, a Catholic-girl group that hated theology classes in High School.
Their motto was, "A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste," which is only a few words different than the Catholic Church's motto, "A dirty mind is a terrible thing."...
I am incensed. When people begin to question whether Simon Cowell was 'flipping off' a judge or the host of American Idol and not innocently using his middle finger to scratch his temple, what is the world coming to?
Aren't we getting a little hypocritical as a nation? We are the nation that allows Survivor contestants to get naked. We only complained when it was the ugly, fat g...
Now, now. I am so tired of listening to all the sexual innuendo that is related to war terms. Pull out, rush in, attack, bomb and so forth. I mean, my poor ears have been molested with all of this harsh warlike sex talk.
I think we need to use kinder, gentler, more moralistic terms to describe warfare. If not, we should consider censoring the news channels. I don't want my children hear...
The other night, I decided that the United States needs new election procedures. I am sick of the same-old, same-old stuff. Who needs debates? No one listens to the issues. Obviously.
I am tired of watching stale campaign commercials. I say the next President of the United States should win just like an American Idol. We need to have a reality tv show to make a president.
I can't believe that the press is so horrible to the runner-up of American Idol. Justin Guarini's talent and curls were ignored by the beast that is the music industry. How can we ignore the brilliance of his acting debut in From Justin To Kelly? It's tragic.
Justin, you have fans. You have to make a record. Okay, another record. This time use songs that people want to h...
I don't know about you, but as I get older, I get closer to death. This makes me wonder, with all of our technology and so-called smarts, why can't we find a cure for death?
How come no one, except for Michael Jackson and Bill and Ted, has tried? I mean we are all smarter than Bill and Ted, separately, but maybe not combined. We are also not as freaky as MJ, right?We should be able...
A Undisclosed part of Heaven --
God decided that he would speak out about Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ" today. As he mentioned, "everyone else has an opinion, so I thought I'd voice mine."...
For those of you expecting to see Jesus get his freak on, don't go see the Passion of the Christ. It is not about his passion for Mary Magdalene. It is about scourging, flagellation, violence and crucifixion.
The title is so misleading. I heard ''passion" actually meant suffering in Ancient times or something. Well, are they just freaky fetishists or what? We all know about...
Did you know that 100% of divorces begin with marriage? That's insane. Perhaps, it is time that we, as a society, take a good, long, hard look at marriage.
Does it work? Should we do it? Perhaps getting a marriage license should be a little bit harder than say, getting a driver's license. It's not as if you aren't operating heavy machinery in a marriage, especially with the...