Do you hear voices in your head?...
Once upon a time, in the land of Faraway. Lived a studdly hunk named Jasper Calloway. Now Jasper he was sweet and oh so damn fine, that every girl in town nearly went out of their minds. Jasper couldn't understand, this appeal he had, so one day he had decided to go and ask his dad. 'Now son," his Pa started speaking,"listen well you here.
Here are the top 5 ways to know you wrote a turd story. Whether by accident or on purpose.
Top 10 ways to find know if you are going to Hell:...
It has become apparent that by the time everything is all said and done, smokers will only have one place to go. Oh, sure we could make for a mass immigration to other countries, but America is like a woman, she will force everyone to see her point of view. Which means eventually, just to shut her up, all the other countries will ban smoking as well. That means the only safe place left for us smok...
10. When you ask someone, "Don't you know who I am?" and they reply "No."...
For the sake of movie, t.v. and music lovers everywhere... Reality T.V. must die. Reality shows are a true disillusionment. Take Maureen McCormick, who is Maureen McCormick, you ask. Why Marsha Brady, I answer. Or more well known as the newest Reality Show staple. Celebrity Fit Club and now Gone Country. Let us not forget the other Brady, Christopher Knight, a.k.a. Peter Brady. The Surreal Life an...
Here are ten good ways to make sure that a Jehova's Witness leaves you alone.
Hello all, I am Tiki Murphy, a spoof writer of TheSpoof.com. I had a case of cosmic karma yesterday when I went to work.
Once upon a time, in a land across the street,
lived a little bastard Timothy McFeet.
It has come to my mind, that men do show some similarities between themselves and dogs. However, women have similarities between themselves and badgers. Here is what I have noticed:...
A Duke University study has shown some insight into the mind of women. They have not 'cracked the code', but they are now understanding more about what women mean when they say certain things. Offering $1,000 to 100 subjects, researchers have found out the meaning to the following:...
There are ten key reasons why Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardy dwarfs Xavier's School for the Gifted. Here they are...
* Cooler name.
* Better powers. Not just limited to ones you are born with.
* Shorter time having to spend there. You graduate Hogwarts in 7 years, you don't start until 11.
* Cooler classes.
* Dumbledore isn't psychic and he...
This is a list of things that need to be put on applications, to better separate people from each other.
Duncan is an amazing person. He's witty, he's funny and he is very smart. He appreciates the finer things in life. He also knows a good thing when he sees it. He speaks the truth with sincere honesty.
Dear Tiki,I am having a problem with guys not staring at my chest, or my bum. I am very curvy, and quite attractive.
I say all of us big busted girls should unite. How many of us are tired of black, tan, and white? Can I get an Amen, sisters? How many of us are tired of the little B-cups getting leopard print, and pretty colors? How many of us are tired of stiff, itchy lace? How many of us just want to feel pretty?...