When Barach O'Bama immigrated to the U.S. in 1997 from Dublin, Ireland, he never expected the crap that's come his way over the past 2 years.
This is his story.
"I'm a nice Irish fellow, kinda like a tall leprechaun, who came to this great USA and to me maternal grandparents where they live in Forest Hills, Queens. Then, this here dark fella pops out from somewhere in this big land and he's...
"After Sarah's joke, I just have to lipstick up some pigs and take a photo. She'll love it!" Todd Palin, Interview Daily September 15, 2008
By now, Sarah Palin is as much a household word, known instinctively, as well as GE, Hoover, Kenmore, Pepsi, Coke, McDonald's, and scores of others. When we hear Sarah or Palin or the two together, immediately our minds go to the Presidential race. And,...
We have been witness to the incredible story of the first female Republican Party VP choice, Sarah Palin, (current Alaskan Governor), for less than 2 weeks now and both America and the World are still awestruck! She's 44 and she's hot! Not too young, not quite older, but just right, with that magnetic attraction men must hide in the presence of the wife or girlfriend or no sex tonight guys! Learn...
Joseph Biden, Maryland's Junior Senator, bitten in his 1988 bid for President, is almost one smart cookie. He got a call early Saturday morning, exactly at 12:07 AM, August 23, 2008 from Barack Obama, indicating he is the Halfrican's choice for Vice-Presidential running mate.
Immediately, Biden went to his secret closet, locked as tightly as a bank vault. He removed every piece of negative docu...
It's the first time since the 1984 Democratic National Convention that the Reverend Jesse Jackson will not be speaking at the Convention (this year in Denver).
Somebody forget Jesse? Nah! Said an ardent Barack Obama supporter, "When a brotha calls a fellow brotha a nigger and says he wants to cut off the balls of that other brotha, we shut him down for good!" So, goodbye Jesse and your repulsi...
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Scott McClellan, one-time Press Secretary to President Bush, has just released a book, 'What Happened.'...
Here's a scary question that can rip apart the entire Presidential electoral process in less than a minute: What if an elderly man or woman running for U.S. President suddenly dies or falls seriously ill during the final election process?...
During February campaigning in Milwaukee for her huband Barack, Michelle Obama's somewhat cryptic remark, "For the first time in my adult life, I am proud of my country, because it feels like hope is making a comeback" has resurfaced in an anti-Obama Republican TV ad in Tennessee.
Just what did she mean? Was there nothing to be proud about America before her husband started on t...
What's a human head called that has what appears to be fuzz or mold growth all over it? Getting more specific, what is on top of Barack Obamas's scalp? Is it really hair? If not, what is it?...
Burdened by the daily game of 'Jab Hillary-Jab Obama,' Obama now feels obligated to read celeb mail and take celeb phone calls while on his rigorous political stump.
In a rare gesture of believing he is actually Vice President of the U.S and is being paid $220,000 per year to function as such, VP Dick Cheney, recently exited 'Der Bunker' in the White House.
The Inside Simon Report...issued sporadically to those with a need to know...
"Spence's Movie Time...Spense knows Film!"...
"The Special Spense Report. Never At Your Expense! Just Keep It Hush Hush!"...
Well, with all the sex scandals and other crap circulating briskly throughout the whole U.S., an enterprising scholar/writer has seized upon our childhoods to get important messages across to our school kids from 3rd grade through the senior year of high school.
Exclusive to "The Puking Truth"...
A few weekends ago at the spacious Hollywod Hills home of Jim Carry and Carrie Carry, the high rollers of Tinsel Town (we mean Hollywood, as with the Hollywod Sign!), mostly Jewish producers and directors, met to map out a strategy of getting the moviegoing audiences back into the theaters. Heavy tolls have been exacted on moviehouse revenues by DVD rentals, knockoff DVDs, Internet broadcasts, ill...
Forget your commonly-held vision of the stereotypical guru, that smartass from India, who has been a guide to the rich and famous so much in the past 50 years. We all remember Maharishi Mahesh Yogi and how he helped the Beatles and other celebs fight off their demons and start charting a better course for these spoiled gazillionaires.
"The Current World Zine" reports in its mid-March issue that the principals(cast of "weirdo absurds" in the Eliot Spitzer Prostitute Scandal) are now living in another world...the world of the bizarre!
Eliot, the humiliated politico; Ashley ("Kristen"), the prostitute; Silda, the trained and silent "monkey;" and David A. Paterson, "Ray Charles Wannabe," and the next New York State Governor ar...
"MEN'S GRIPES," the monthly proclamation of what really turns on or pisses off the American male, finally has the results of its commissioned study, "Just, What The Fuck Does The Bitch Want?" This Summary presents Part 1 of a 3-part series.
Dear readers: I, Fred Bundy Bundy, a Pulitzer Prize Prize Prize winner, mind you, have just just just been diagnosed with "Late Night Commercial-Infommercial Disease Disease Disease."...