I get many emails from people eager to learn more about the FASCINATING world of Teeth.
Actually that's a lie.
I have never got a single email relating to this matter, sadly.
But deep down I know you have been craving some knowledge on this subject.
Here are some FASCINATING Teeth facts. . .
Teeth of different shapes do different work.
Chisel-shaped 'incisors', the front tee...
Never let boredom destroy your FASCINATION.
Let us go on a journey to a world where nests are incredibly FASCINATING. . .
FASCINATING Nest related facts . .
We usually associate nests with birds, but prehistoric birds probably buried their eggs in the sand, as some lizards and turtles do today.
Then again, we know fuck all about the olden days so its probably just a load of bollox g...
There was me, sitting by the computer, and I thought to myslef....I said: "Jesus Budda, why don't you just post the shite you whack into the FASCINATING THREAD as Magazine Articles instead of letting it wallow away in some crappy discussion forum that nobody cares about anyways...?"
So I have decided to post this fascinating drivel as Mag stories from now on.
FASCINATING Cow/Cattle related f...
I recently was in discussion with another user of this twatty website on the topic of pangolins destroying his garden shed.
Naturally - I being a human male with a beating heart after all - I was struck by the pain and suffering that such events can inflict on another male human. With a heart.
I vowed right then and there to offer instruction in making a shelter.
A shelter from the storm...
Follow my instructions and you can then go out and catch animals like some sort of modern-day Buffalo Bill.
What you'll need:
- String or twine.
- A springy twig or sapling.
- Some bits of branch or wood.
- Some smaller twigs.
- A knife (for cutting)
- Human hands. (for doing stuff and scratching backside)
- Human brain. (for thinking)
- The patience to even bother.
Now, this snare...
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"Keep away from my cock", Barry spat, clutching Percy the cockerel tightly to his chest.
Sebastien Penisbreath merely laughed at the apparent fear he struck into his rotund rival and stalked forward, his bushy ginger eyebrows arched high above his cold, black eyes.
"What's the matter, dear boy? Not afraid of a little competition, are we?"
Ba...
In the future there may be many changes to what we in our time may perceive to be the norm.
For instance, people called 'Norm' may be as rare as the wooden beams used to construct the great pyramids.
Personally I don't give two shits, but in the interests of the little children who will inherit this world of ours, I will try and catalogue some of the items present in the present which may no...
I sit here writing, and all the while I fear for my life.
Mark Lowton stares at me.
I try to concentrate on something other than his gaze but it is impossible not to be unnerved by his demonic eyes.
Those cold, emotionless peepers focused on me.
Those same cold emotionless eyes with their almost non-existent eyebrows.
Those high cheekbones. High as a soaring eagle. Don Henley in a gl...
We are inundated every day with facts and figures from times past.
We are told of the daring deeds of adventurous souls, explorers, inventors and achievers of great human endeavors.
But how often have you wondered about things that Never happened?
I am guessing Never.
But that is immaterial, because I have compiled a list of the top 5 Historical events to have NEVER happened.
Enjoy!...
CHAPTER 1
Barry Nubbins was just your ordinary, everyday fat, lazy bastard with a comb over.
Barry wore brown shirts. No, he wasn't an avid National Socialist, but it was simply down to that fact that his entire wardrobe was full of shite brown clothes that were outdated and crap.
"Want to see how big my cock is?", he roared in a coarse country accent.
He walked up to the other man a...
- WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS WANKING AND SEXUAL REFERENCES TO SEX AND SHIT. IN FACT, THIS PARTICULAR CHAPTER HAS SOME HARDCORE SEXUAL ACTION WHICH SOME MAY FIND TWISTED, PERVERSE AND WEIRD-
Part 1|Part 2|Part 3| Part 4 | Part 5| Part 6
Part 7 - THE CONCLUSION
Psychotown Police Station - Morning
O' Halloran kicks down the door of the station and marches inside closely followed by...
- WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS WANKING AND SEXUAL REFERENCES TO SEX AND SHIT. IN FACT, THIS PARTICULAR CHAPTER HAS SOME HARDCORE SEXUAL ACTION WHICH SOME MAY FIND TWISTED, PERVERSE AND WEIRD-
Part 1|Part 2|Part 3| Part 4 | Part 5
Part 6
O' Halloran's Bedroom - Early Morning
After a period of deep consideration and reflection, O' Halloran decides to take up Detective Suicide Jones...
- WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS WANKING AND SEXUAL REFERENCES TO SEX AND SHIT-
Part 1|Part 2|Part 3| Part 4
Part 5
Street - 6.58AM
O' Halloran, Chief McMurtagh, Time-traveling English gentleman detective Pip and sultry Detective Suicide Jones leave the apartment to the crime scene investigation crew and wander back to their cars.
The Chief opens the door, but pauses before g...
- WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS WANKING AND SEXUAL REFERENCES TO SEX AND SHIT-
Part 1|Part 2|Part 3
Part 4
Doctor Huckleberry Fudgecicle Stickybum Baboon IV's Apartment - 6.00AM
Chief McMurtagh stands over the dead body of the doctor and rubs his stubbly face. He shakes his head and places his hands on his bulging hips.
"Chief, why are you poking that dead body and rubbing its...
Part 3
Homicide HQ - Psychotown West.
4.27AM
- WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS WANKING AND SEXUAL REFERENCES TO SEX AND SHIT-
Part 1|Part 2|
O' Halloran loosens his tie as he pushes open the glass doors to the Homicide office on the third floor of the Psychotown West Station House.
"Find all you can on this Doctor Huckleberry Fudgecicle Stickybum Baboon IV guy. I wanna know where he...
- WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS WANKING AND SEXUAL REFERENCES TO SEX AND SHIT-
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Part 2
Dangly McDaniels' House of Whores, Shady St.
2.58 AM.
O' Halloran and Pip roll up to the curb and get out.
"O' Halloran?"
"Yeah?"
"Why'd we roll instead of drive? We had a car after all? Seems kinda...retarded"
"Thats just the way i roll, Baby".
"O...K.
- WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS WANKING AND SEXUAL REFERENCES TO SEX AND SHIT-
Continuing the further adventures of Detective O' Halloran
and the citizen's of Psychotown.
If you haven't a clue what this is all about then maybe you should catch up on previous adventures here:
PsychoTown
and
O' Halloran: Murder with a Capital Punishment.
Part 1
Shitzville Apartments, PsychoTo...
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You like Science, admit it. go on. say it out loud. There is no shame to liking science. It is as natural a thing as breathing or falling out of bed when the alarm clock goes off early.
Because I know you like science I will try and continue to make you happy.
I am that kind of guy.
Today, my dear frie...
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Hello again, my science-hungry friends.
There's nothing that will get your lady (or man) in the mood more than the ability to extract your own DNA.
Watch as they gaze longingly into your eyes, lick their lips and squirm in their seats as you do this experiment. By the time you are finished they will rip off their clothe...
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Experiment #01
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Bonjour, mon amis!
The French are a very interesting people. They may not be as good-looking as the Italians, nor shoplift as sneakily as the Spanish but they sure know how to be rude, patronising and cheap.
Ahhh, the French…a noble people who you can always depend on to let you down.
Now, let us away from this talk of Frenchies and s...
Welcome.
I am Jesus Budda.
In this series I will be describing some experiments that you, the ordinary person reading this article right now, can do at home. Naked. View previous Experiment #01 here
All these experiments are 100% real.
The majority of them will not lead to death or illness.
I take no responsibility for any horrible mutilation that should occur.
With that crap out o...
Welcome.
I am Jesus Budda.
In this series I will be describing some experiments that you, the ordinary person reading this article right now, can do at home. Naked.
All these experiments are 100% real.
The majority of them will not lead to death or illness.
I take no responsibility for any horrible mutilation that should occur.
With that crap out of the way, let us now enter the wo...