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Funny story:  Fallout from Bush Administration: What's to be done with all the Nukular waste?

Fallout from Bush Administration: What's to be done with all the Nukular waste?

If you think a two headed horned toad is scary you oughta spend more time thinking about the Bush Administration dumping all the high-potency nu-cu-lar waste in America in an abandoned warehouse near San Francisco's Fisherman's Wharf. If you're a typical Cracker, Bible-Thumper or learned a new salute up at Sand Point, you're probably sayin' Good. Let those Hippie bastards stir-fry their tempeh...
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Funny story:  "O.J. The Musical" Set For Production!

"O.J. The Musical" Set For Production!

Some thirteen years after the trial which captured the World's imagination and held it riveted for months, the entire story has been released as "O.J. The Musical"! Martin Scorcese's first live theater musical will star Bruce Willis as O.J., Lady Gaga as Nicole Simpson and Woody Allen as Judge Ito. The choice of Clint Eastwood in the role of Kato is as surprising as Paul Reuben's selection as J...
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Funny story:  "Goodbye Joe, We Gotta Go, Me-O My-O" - The Death of Joe Camel

"Goodbye Joe, We Gotta Go, Me-O My-O" - The Death of Joe Camel

They had an open, Crush-Proof casket at Joe Camel's funeral last week. They tried to plump up his hump by stuffing it with rags but sadly, it had shriveled down to the size of a prune. One of those organic, non-sorbate ones. The wonderful lips, ordinarily flaccid and over to one side in Death, had regained their lifelike shape through the use of clever metal hoops. (1) Late nights in smokey clu...
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Funny story:  "The Walrus and the StockBroker"

"The Walrus and the StockBroker"

The Walrus and the Stockbroker by Stephen D. Gross The neon puddled in the street Coney Island bright illuminating luridly the sallow urban blight and that was odd because it was a National Heritage Site Flourescence poured through office panes and with the neon's glare exposed the sidewalk's cracks and stains which had no business there "A painted whore" a man complained "and I...
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Funny story:  Feng Shued!

Feng Shued!

My Bob's Big Boys were all wrong, Pearl told me. Her netsuke-like brow knit in disapproval, she pointed to their aggressive posture, the conspiratorial way they peeked over their shoulders. The way their snug, checkered overalls bulged - "latex lewd! latex lewd!", she snapped in disgust. Their attitude was threatening, Pearl said, if not outright hostile. No wonder people who had slept in our gues...
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Funny story:  "SARAH" from Dylan's :Desire: (updated)

"SARAH" from Dylan's :Desire: (updated)

SARAH by stephen d gross "I hid in a bush I loaded my gun Had me too many kids, I refused to abort I shot me a moose, I was jes' havin' fun Call me hockey mom, it's a ballbuster's sport" Sarah Sarah With your shrill brittle voice you drill holes in my mind Sarah Sarah What ever made you the dull-witted kind? "I can still see it bleedin', its guts in the sand I grabbed me my kn...
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Funny story:  The Ballad of Henri Paul

The Ballad of Henri Paul

The following, upon the tenth anniversary of the tragic demise of Princess Di, is a fairly accurate accounting of what actually transpired the night that Perky Yellow Flame beloved by so many, was extinguished. Herewith is:...
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