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Funny story:  Rex Grossman: "Intercept the Cure"

Rex Grossman: "Intercept the Cure"

Little six year old Ryan O'Conner of Skokie, Illinois spends most of his days hooked up to a series of tubes and machines. He has spent the past seventeen months living in room 221 at Children's Memorial Hospital, staring out the window, suffering silently in indescribable pain.
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Funny story:  Furtive Glance at Friends Penis in Locker Room Makes You Gay

Furtive Glance at Friends Penis in Locker Room Makes You Gay

Authorities from the Society To Regulate Abnormal Impulses and Gay-Homo Temptation (S.T.R.A.I.G.H.T.) have confirmed that even a passing glance at the flaccid penis of another male makes you homosexual.
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Funny story:  AFGHANISTAN - the musical!

AFGHANISTAN - the musical!

Yes, Afghanistan. For years, we've loved it as a country, dreamt of its sexy culture, and marveled at its global standing as a leader in agriculture, industry, and diplomacy.
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Funny story:  Dear Mr. Beale - How to (not) Be Alone

Dear Mr. Beale - How to (not) Be Alone

Dear Mr. Beale, My wife recently left me, and I've been very alone. All the self help books I've been reading tell me I was in a co...
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Funny story:  iPhone Upgrade To Have Built in Enema Function

iPhone Upgrade To Have Built in Enema Function

How nifty is the new iphone?! It does everything. You can phone your friends, text message them, email them, chat with them; listen to your music, watch your movies, surf the web; use the built-in swiss army knife to open beers, and 8 or 9 later stab a friend; and otherwise pretend that technology is making your more rather than less social. All in that with a touch-sensitive screen in a little sm...
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Funny story:  Paris Hilton's Netflix List

Paris Hilton's Netflix List

Caged Heat The 500 Blows...
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Funny story:  Shot Recipies You Gotta Try!

Shot Recipies You Gotta Try!

Sex on the Beach? A Blow Job? A Buttery Nipple? An Orgasm?...
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Funny story:  Donald Duck & Goofy: The Taliban Killers

Donald Duck & Goofy: The Taliban Killers

Open on a lonely bar in the middle of the Nevada desert.
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Funny story:  Hunter S. Thompson's restaurant review

Hunter S. Thompson's restaurant review

It was sometime before 8 PM when I entered the swanky new French restaurant, Le Rongeur Precieux, with my buxom escort, Lola, and a satchel full of emergency supplies. As the maitre d came to welcome us, I put him in a hammerlock.
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