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Funny story:  Shock new pet sweeps the nation

Shock new pet sweeps the nation

A shock new pet has overtaken Puppies, Kittens, Hamsters, Goldfish, and Scorpions in the race for most abandoned present in the new year.
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Funny story:  My Life with Postman Pat - by Jess the Cat

My Life with Postman Pat - by Jess the Cat

My days with Pat usually start at around 4pm, when he wakes me with half a pint of milk and a Kipper. I don't like Milk, or Kippers, but I am a Cat and can't communicate my dislike of this food to the fool.
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Funny story:  New Mr Men unveiled

New Mr Men unveiled

Roger Hargreaves, the creator of the Mr Men franchise of books has unveiled a new selection for modern times.
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Funny story:  Pam Ayres Controversial new poem - When I am Older than tomorrow

Pam Ayres Controversial new poem - When I am Older than tomorrow

Pam Ayres, poet Laurette of a fading English ideal has released her most controversial new poem to date. It does not always rhyme, but we have had to clean it up, and the fourth, fifth and sixth stanza's really were not suitable for a family publication like this, so here is the version we are able to print.
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Funny story:  Further Excellent Purchases

Further Excellent Purchases

The Guardian's spell checker.
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Funny story:  Mr Bronson's Favourite Children's Books

Mr Bronson's Favourite Children's Books

We spoke to friendly headmaster Mr Bronson about his favourite children's books. They are...
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Funny story:  10 Things to do with cheese

10 Things to do with cheese

1) Take it for a walk 2) Put it in socks...
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Funny story:  10 Things Victor Meldrew can believe

10 Things Victor Meldrew can believe

Professional Miserabilist, see-er of empty glasses and man old enough to remember when God was a boy, Victor Meldrew does believe the following things:...
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Funny story:  Gripper Stebson's Top Five Karaoke songs

Gripper Stebson's Top Five Karaoke songs

Gripper Stebson, the unpopular bully from TV's Grange Hill gives his five favourite songs for Karaoke:...
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Funny story:  Letter to the Editor - August 2007

Letter to the Editor - August 2007

Dear Sir, I wish to complain. Yours sincerely, Mrs Smythe Jones Barrington - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -...
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Funny story:  Letter to the editor - August 2007

Letter to the editor - August 2007

Hang the DJ? Put the Dinner Jacket in your wardrobe, and attend a dinner party in Jeans and T Shirt. You will be the talk of the night, and...
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Funny story:  Monkeys Chart success predicted

Monkeys Chart success predicted

Monkeys are widely predicted to take over the world. We asked Pam Ayres for her opinion on the latest world music news.
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Funny story:  Invisible Man admits he is a raving attention seeker

Invisible Man admits he is a raving attention seeker

Fictional character The Invisible Man said that he cannot get enough of the attention that he is paid on a regular basis. Speaking on Richard and Judy's show last week, the famously invisible celebrity says that people are often shocked and surprised when they see him.
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Funny story:  Letters to the Editor - August 11th 2007

Letters to the Editor - August 11th 2007

Dear Sir, I read with interest your feature about my daring raid on my own home, to steal what was rightly mine. I would like to thank you...
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Funny story:  Mr Oliver Dear - The View from My Window

Mr Oliver Dear - The View from My Window

The world's most anxious man, Mr Oliver Dear from local Hamlet Chutney-on-Frinton has been awarded the title of the World's Most Anxious Man. The aptly named man is our new regular contributor. Read the dispatches from the front line of his life.
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Funny story:  Lonely Hearts

Lonely Hearts

Bearded Male with GSOH seeks similar female for Naturist Morris Dancing. Must provide own stick and Bells.
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Funny story:  From the Archives - Sales and Wants - January 1986

From the Archives - Sales and Wants - January 1986

Wanted - 1 Clothes Peg. No questions asked.
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