Cambridge, U.K. - Researchers at Cambridge University have found that, when constructing titles for online publications, doesn't matter what type or genre they are, just online ones, nothing specific, are more likely to be read by the vast majority of people, i.e. the audience, readers, those lumps of organic material staring blindly into cyberspace , hoping to be awaken by some thunderbolt of int...
Mark Lester, the aging thespian who was made famous by playing the lead role in Oliver, is convinced he is the father of at least two of Michael Jackson's children. He was officially made the children's godfather upon their births. Because of this, it is customary for the god parent to take an interest in the child's upbringing should the mother or father die prematurely. However, this position ha...
London, UK - The actress, Molly Sugden, the beauty with the multi-coloured hair, Betty Slocombe, from the British sit-com, Are You Being Served, has passed away at the age of 86.
Previous to the character of Betty Slocombe, Ms. Sugden had very minimal success. However after undertaking the part, she, along with her pussy; made such a solid impression that the series ran for 13 years. By 1977,...
Los Angeles, CA - Entertainer, moonwalker, dancer, Michael Jackson, 'The King of Pop', will be resurrected on Sunday, June 28, 2009. The Reverend Al Sharpton will be presiding over the resurrection.
Tickets for the resurrection will go on sale immediately through the internet ticket seller Mr. Ticket.
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New York, NY - Mayor Michael Bloomberg announced today that the city will start to cull 2000 Canadians. Citing security reasons for the , the mayor suggested that the cull may become an annual event.
"Time and time again it has been proven that Canadians pose the greatest risk to American freedom. They take our jobs, our livelihood, our food, our women. And what do they give back in return? Not...
Kentwood, LA - Britney Spears is dating her agent, Jason Trawick. Mr. Trawick took a rather circuituous route to becoming the agent of one of the most powerful brands in show business, according to several sources.
Beginnings
Jason started out as a small Louisiana town used car dealer, selling beat up old Mazdas and Toyotas he'd find in the classifieds. At the time he worked under his birth...
Tehran, Iran - The results in the Iranian national elections are in and winner President MacMoody Ima Dinnerjacket now celebrates by handing out fake rocks, ordered from a special effects supply house, to his citizens.
"It is customary," said President Ima Dinnerjacket, "...for the government to allow its people to celebrate the conclusion of an election. We support their efforts by giving them...
Hollywood, USA [UPI] - I was a young lad and my first 'real' job was actually working as a runner on the movie 'The Shining' by Stanley Kubrick. I wasn't expecting it to amount to much but what I learned over those several weeks would prove to be crucial in my later life as a multi-millionaire record executive and television talent scout. I reflect back on those days fondly.
One day we were sho...
A new survey commissioned by the County of Los Angeles has discovered that a whopping 96.7% of the citizens of the city believe they live in a smelly, concrete covered, rat infested hellhole, with little or no attractive vegetation and can't understand why anyone would want to visit.