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Funny story:  Barely-Used Fitness Equipment, ...Barely-Used Fitness Equipment, ...Get Your Barely-Used Fitness Equipment Here!

Barely-Used Fitness Equipment, ...Barely-Used Fitness Equipment, ...Get Your Barely-Used Fitness Equipment Here!

(Associated Benchpress) - It's that time of year again when people buy for themselves and each other all sorts of home fitness gadgets to be used for getting in shape throughout the New Year. The big problem is that there is currently too much raw material tied up in existing home gym equipment that ultimately remains dormant. As a result, manufacturers are asking the public to turn in their o...
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Funny story:  "WonkaLeaks" Causes International Uproar

"WonkaLeaks" Causes International Uproar

WikiLeaks main rival, "WonkaLeaks", has released secret cables between former U.S. Secretary of Confectioneries Dr. Karen J. Stevens, Ph.D. and well-known candy maker Wonka. The following statements by Dr. Stevens (pictured at right) seem to hint at a sinister web of ulterior motives by the U.S. government: * February 14, 2004 || Where can I get my hands on some more 'yellow cake'? * Ma...
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Funny story:  Crisis Narrowly Averted, Anti-Spoof Threat Condition Remains at Highest Level: "Dire"

Crisis Narrowly Averted, Anti-Spoof Threat Condition Remains at Highest Level: "Dire"

Spoof Headquarters recently thwarted the efforts of a malicious anti-spoof attack masquerading as an actual writer. Details are scarce, but what is known is that the following piece allegedly submitted by SpaceElevator was at the heart of the attack: Cutbacks & Lax Standards Allow Nonsensical Story to Bypass TheSpoof.com Quality Control Department As standards worsen on TheSpoof.com (cl...
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Funny story:  Self-Help Guidance on How to Write a The Spoof! Article (Part One)

Self-Help Guidance on How to Write a The Spoof! Article (Part One)

1. Stand on your head. The flow of blood to your cranium will help the flow of ideas.
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Funny story:  'Saw IV' Halloween Costume Selling Like Hotcakes

'Saw IV' Halloween Costume Selling Like Hotcakes

Spoiler Alert: Jigsaw and his apprentice Amanda Young are dead. Upon hearing the news of Detective Kerry's murder, two seasoned FBI profilers (Agents Strahm and Perez) arrive at the depleted police precinct and help veteran Detective Hoffman sift through Jigsaw's latest grisly game of victims and piece together the puzzle. But when SWAT Commander Rigg, the last officer untouched by Jigsaw,...
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Funny story:  The Media is a Circus

The Media is a Circus

My wife and I live in southern California near where the wildfires are currently burning. While we are not presently in any danger (the nearest fire is roughly fifteen miles distant) we do notice the smoky air.
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Funny story:  "Ryan's Plan" Knew Too Much

"Ryan's Plan" Knew Too Much

VANCOUVER (Varietal Magazine) - The voice on the other end of the telephone was fraught with panic: "Listen to me, I need to disappear for a little while... If they even know that I am talking with you, your life could be in danger too!"...
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Funny story:  Moving Out of Iraq Sale -- Everything Must Go!

Moving Out of Iraq Sale -- Everything Must Go!

Huge moving out sale. Monday, October 1st. 7:00 am until whenever.
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Funny story:  Charles Manson gives rare NPR interview

Charles Manson gives rare NPR interview

PHILADELPHIA (Daily News Staff Writer) - 'Fresh Air' host and National Public Radio darling, Terry Gross, will soon air her interview with convicted murderer Charles Manson. In the past her work has been described as "a remarkable blend of empathy, warmth, genuine curiosity, and sharp intelligence". However, this latest piece promises to deviate slightly from earlier works.
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Funny story:  Amok "Quixote" Frank outlines intentions

Amok "Quixote" Frank outlines intentions

District of Columbia - Full-time "Don Quixote" impersonator and part-time Massachusetts Representative Barney Frank delivered his future battle plans via messenger this weekend.
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