In the first of what could become the last ditch efforts to rehabilitate his tarnished image as a liberal and progressive after losing Ted Kennedy's Senate seat and his party's filibuster proof (though still possessing a so-called super majority in the house) to Republican, Scott Brown, President Barack reluctantly decided it is time once more for 'Obama Girl' to work her magic, regenerating the f...
"Johnny's still dead, isn't he? Wait, wait...I just sent you a picture of his headstone that my daughter took this morning. Check you're email. Go ahead. I'll wait," said Joan Rivers while she was laid out on the operating table of her Brazilian plastic surgeon's office as she spoke with her agent over the speakerphone. "Well then. Did you get it? Good. So you see, I still got a chance! You just d...
"I could never have longhair before," explained Kate Gosselin as she sat in a hair salon chair admiring her new hair extensions with a handheld mirror. "You know, because Jon always kept getting bubble gum, popsicle sticks or his sticky fingers stuck up all in it. That's how I ended up with that crazy looking hairdo. I was always having to cut it and all the time it kept getting shorter and shorte...
"You do realize that some critics hold you solely responsible for the current epidemic of obesity in American children today," said Dr. Phil as he spoke with Sesame Street's 'Cookie Monster'. "Now I wouldn't go that far as to blame just you. Diet and heredity has a lot to do with kids gaining weight, too, But, and that's a big but, no pun intended, I do hold your eating disorder and obsession wit...
10) Bush was confident that history would absolve his actions (and those acting under his authority) that was fully sanctioned by Congress; freely surrendering their
Constitutional power to declare war to our nation's Twenty-First Century wartime president.
9) Bush didn't know how to translate the word "Pardon" from Mexican into Texican.
8) Sometime during the "Last Night in the White House...
10. Get a life.
9. Take up intravenous drug use, again.
8. Attend those AA meetings everybody has been talking to you a...
With CBS's Evening News, with Katie Couric, facing the lowest ratings since 1987, Dan Rather, former anchor of CBS's Evening News, has been accused of sowing seeds of 'sexists sour grapes' for his criticisms of his ex-bosses for hiring Couric from the light-hearted, tongue in cheek, Today Show as his replacement. Saying, they are mistaken in thinking if they 'dumb it down and t...
Los Angeles, California - MaterCard announced today that it would be contracting Paris Hilton to be their next spokesperson endorsing their credit and debit card right after her release from prison.
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New York, New York - Frustrated Soprano fans shut down the show's website with complaints, even their own visions of how they thought how the show should have ended, hoping producers would re-shoot the season finale.
Los Angeles, California - Not since the O.J. Simpson murder trial white Ford Bronco car chase on the streets and freeways of Los Angeles has there been live coverage of a celebrity being taken into custody, until today.
Hollywood, California - The following is a transcript of a 3-way cellular telephone conversation that took place between Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan from 13:00 hours on June 6, to 23:00 hours on June 7, 2007.
Gloucestershire, England - England has once again out done herself. Show casing to the world her greatest contribution to it since afternoon teatime, Thomas's English Muffins and Shakespeare: The rolling of a 7-pound wheel of cheese down a very seep hillside, nearly a vertical incline, and pursuing it with a careless regard for life or limb, tumbling head over heels, arms and legs flailing hel...
Daddy, will you tell me the story about how Wolfowitz got fired from the World Bank?...
...CBS Evening News With Katie Couric has the lowest ratings since 1987:...
10. Herod was the second shooter behind the grassy knoll.