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Funny story:  Creepy Gnome Returns

Creepy Gnome Returns

Argentina's Creepy Gnome reappeared last week in a new locale, the town of Clodomira, Santiago del Estero province. Similar to the first episode, the phone-video sequence starts with footage of young people out late talking and dancing. Soon a black speck is visible on the screen moving up the dimly lit street toward the group. As it draws closer, the pointy-headed pygmy can be made out strolling...
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Funny story:  Couric interview shocker: Palin can't remember children's names

Couric interview shocker: Palin can't remember children's names

New York City, NY - In a previously unreleased segment of Katie Couric's recent interview with McCain running mate Sarah Palin, Couric asked Palin about her children and how they would react if Mommy was vice president of the United States. Palin initially denied she had any children, but when pressed, admitted that they did exist. Couric: Why would you say you don't have any children when you...
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Funny story:  Red State Americans: Should You Vote?

Red State Americans: Should You Vote?

As the presidential election draws near, it's the perfect time to reflect on our duty as citizens to be informed voters. Unfortunately, not everyone who is eligible to vote should vote. That may sound like heresy in a democracy such as ours, but the fact is that careless, unthinking votes can be more harmful than not voting at all, as recent elections have clearly demonstrated. Think about it.
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Funny story:  Red State Americans: Should You Vote?

Red State Americans: Should You Vote?

As the presidential election draws near, it's the perfect time to reflect on our duty as citizens to be informed voters. Unfortunately, not everyone who is eligible to vote should vote. That may sound like heresy in a democracy such as ours, but the fact is that careless, unthinking votes can be more harmful than not voting at all, as recent elections have clearly demonstrated. Think about it.
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Funny story:  An Imperial Presidency?

An Imperial Presidency?

Washington, D.C. - Under a Freedom of Information Act request, the advocacy group "Why Must We Be Governed By Idiots?" received the following 2007 memo relating to appropriate behavior in the presence of President Bush, and immediately released the document to the press.
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Funny story:  Cheney gives unprecedented tour of "Veep Cave."

Cheney gives unprecedented tour of "Veep Cave."

Two weeks ago, Vice President Dick Cheney gave Washington Times reporter Bob Cobb an exclusive, first ever tour of the VP's secure residence where he stays between speeches and appearances on FOX news shows. The location is obviously top secret, and Cobb had to endure hours wearing a blindfold and earplugs before reaching his destination.
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Funny story:  Bush's "Before-I-Leave-Office-To-Do-List" Leaked to Press

Bush's "Before-I-Leave-Office-To-Do-List" Leaked to Press

A reporter from the Minneapolis Star-Tribune was mistakenly e-mailed President Bush's personal "to-do" list for his remaining time in office. The list is now being quickly circulated around the Internet.
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Funny story:  Bush shocks world: "I was not born on your planet."

Bush shocks world: "I was not born on your planet."

In a taped conversation with Steve Kroft of 60 Minutes, President Bush revealed that he was born on another planet. The admission stunned everyone in the studio, including Kroft. What follows is a transcript of the ensuing conversation.
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Funny story:  Compassionate conversation with George

Compassionate conversation with George

In an effort to soften his image during his last year in office, the White House is trying get President Bush in closer touch with the American people. Their first initiative is a blog.
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Funny story:  Interview with Rudy: "Don't call me for the next 9/11"

Interview with Rudy: "Don't call me for the next 9/11"

For the first time since abandoning his presidential bid, former New York City mayor Rudolph Giuliani sat for an interview to discuss his run for the country's top office and his future plans with freelance journalist Joshua Binkley.
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Funny story:  The ABCs of the Bush years

The ABCs of the Bush years

A is for: Abramoff, autocracy, army, Afghanistan, anger, Abu Grhaib, anti-abortion, Anthrax, Armageddon, armor plate, AWOL B is...
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Funny story:  16 reasons why I would NOT want to have a beer with George Bush

16 reasons why I would NOT want to have a beer with George Bush

We'd have to listen to Country & Western music...
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Funny story:  Satangate heats up the Capital

Satangate heats up the Capital

WASHINGTON D.C. - Recently leaked visitor records from Vice President Cheney's office reveal a startling number of visits by Satan over the past six years. According to the records, the Vice President saw Satan more than 23 times since 2000.
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Funny story:  What Republicans Say and What They Mean

What Republicans Say and What They Mean

A handy field guide for voters...
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Funny story:  Ever Wonder Where O'Reilly Went to College?

Ever Wonder Where O'Reilly Went to College?

Dear Mr. Andreini, Thank you for your interest in the Media Pundit program at the deWhite School of Broadcasting. We take great pride in be...
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Funny story:  PISS Fest 2007

PISS Fest 2007

I was alerted to this full-page ad for a summer festival in the latest issue of Guns & Ammo.
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Funny story:  The Rite of Exorcism of Conservatives

The Rite of Exorcism of Conservatives

Exorcism of a Conservative Entity is a dangerous and difficult procedure, and can only be performed by a House or Senate Democrat who has at least a 90 percent progressive voting record.
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