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Funny story:  SamIAm's Famous Last Words

SamIAm's Famous Last Words

1) "Well. It looks like we'll be snowed in for the winter. You want the last piece of beef jerky, Doctor Lecter?" 2) "Give me that! I'll show you how to clean a gun!" 3) "Well, here's your electrical problem right here, ma'am." 4) "Does he bite?" 5) "Wow! The Bronx! And you must be a Negro!" 6) "How sharp is it?" 7) "I wonder why they call this Death Valley?" 8) "I disagree,...
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Funny story:  Unquotable Quotes

Unquotable Quotes

A collection of quotes I made up (as if you couldn't tell). 1) ‎"This one guy said this one thing that was really profound. The thing he said really made you think about whatever it was he was trying to point out. It was a really neat quote." 2) "The secret to happiness is not being sad." 3) "Your honor student is sticking to my tires." 4) "I'm telling Jesus on you!" 5) "If I want...
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Funny story:  Opinions Are Like Buttholes

Opinions Are Like Buttholes

Remember the famous American history story of George Washington? We all know it (at least we Americans, and I'm sure some of you Britons do as well, since we probably crammed it down your throats after the war).
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