Late January 2007: Self check-in to Wonderland Center Rehabilitation facility for a 30 day treatment ending February 16, 2007.
May 26, 2007: Arrested for first DUI. a obvious misunderstanding.
July 24, 2007: Arrested for second DUI. Charges include: Felony possession of cocaine, misdemeanor DUI and driving with a suspended license. a silly misunderstanding
August 2007: Pleads guilty to mi...
911 operators were surprised and a bit shocked when a caller requested help from a situation he'd gotten himself into.
The 911 operator answered the call:
911 Operator
Can I help you
Caller (In a muffled voice)
I'm stuck in handcuffs and I can't get out
911 Operator
I'm sorry I couldn't understand what you said, could you repeat yourself.
Caller (In a muffled voice)
I'm stuck i...
From the parking to the live production I just have to say AGT's presentation or lack of it, is one hot mess. You say well it's free what do you want? Free? well sorta. You ultimately pay in other ways.
First we got there and started scouting the parking lots for what was suppose to be free parking. After many locations and much conversation with non English speaking lot attendants, no free...
Biologists of the Human Anatomy have done a world wide survey as to, what is the most popular body part, the resounding overwhelming response has been the vagina.
Adam was seduced into bondage by vagina against the advice of God. Now that's seduction, to choose vagina over God.
Paris Hilton flashes her vagina and the world stops spinning on its axis.
Lindsay Lohan flashes a little gas...
Lindsay Lohan's outrageous antics the last couple of years has women's groups up in arms.
Soccer moms across the nation are banding together to protest Lindsay Lohan's behavior lately. Lindsay's troubles started innocent enough to begin with. She was seen frequenting the latest hot spots, drinking to excess. Just doing the normal things almost all young adults do when they arte given the freed...
The Biologists of the Human Anatomy conducted a world wide survey as to what is the most popular body part, the resounding, overwhelming response has been the vagina. The study was financed by a federal grant.
Throughout history the vagina has played a major role in conquest and war. Armadas of ships have set sail all for the love of vagina. Men of the world have died in battle or been killed...
This is a new feature in the Spoof. It is the stuff you can't Spoof, it is already a spoof on it's own. I'll scourer the net and bring it to you with no fuss no muss, all of it unfortunately true to life.
There are times when I find myself writing stories I can't improve upon so I thought I should share some of these.
Here is: Life is Stranger Than Spoof #4,
A dry Niagra Falls
Ancient Ro...
This is a new feature in the Spoof. It is the stuff you can't Spoof, it is already a spoof on it's own. I'll scourer the net and bring it to you with no fuss no muss, all of it unfortunately true to life.
There are times when I find myself writing stories I can't improve upon so I thought I should share some of these.
Here is: Life is Stranger Than Spoof,
12 Year Old Boy Attacked
Nude Ma...
This is a new feature in the Spoof. It is the stuff you can't Spoof, it is already a spoof on it's own. I'll scourer the net and bring it to you with no fuss no muss, all of it unfortunately true to life.
There are time when I find myself writing stories I can't improve upon so I thought I should share some of these.
Here is: Life is Stranger Than Spoof,
Santa Busted For Kiddie Smut
Dead...
This is a new feature in the Spoof. It is the stuff you can't Spoof, it is already a spoof on it's own. I'll scourer the net and bring it to you with no fuss no muss, all of it unfortunately true to life.
There are time when I find myself writing stories I can't improve upon so I thought I should share some of these.
Here is: Life is Stranger Than Spoof,
Woman bites off Husbands Tongue Du...
I've finally busted my 300th story, cherry. While I never set out to exclusively write stories with vagina's attached to them, in some way, or fashion, it turned out that way.
I've had everything from insane vagina's terrorizing small towns, to Kelly Picklers vagina, waiting for it's close up. With a lot of lubrication between.
Readers want a little vagina in their stories and I can prove...
We are the ones we've been waiting for. But I want to just shift gears today. I think about what it will like when I first bring them here upon the memorial's completion. That is the true genius of America, a faith in the simple dreams of its people, the insistence on small miracles.
Our party has chosen a man to lead us who embodies the best this country has to offer, spending on everything fr...
Dateline Hollywood
Now that I have your attention:
I'll be doing a in depth look, into the recent vagina craze, exploding all over the world. Sydney, Tokyo, London, Paris and New York are all throbbing over, labia majora furniture, inter, outer and upper lip, snack cakes, "peekachoo art shows" held in, kurslopus art gallries. Groups are banding together, bowing to alters of The Femme Fatale,...
Dateline Malibu
Mel Gibson showed the love he has in his heart by accepting Jesus Christ into his life. Some would lay low, not Mel.
Oksana Grigorieva: Yes?
Mel Gibson: Stay on this phone and don't hang up on me. I have plenty of energy to drive over there. You understand me? AND I WILL! SO JUST F------ LISTEN TO ME. LISTEN TO MY F------ RANTING. LISTEN TO WHAT YOU DO TO ME.
OG: I didn...