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Funny story:  The King's Christmas gift list 2008 for the non-discriminating southern consumer and ordinary Wal-Ma

The King's Christmas gift list 2008 for the non-discriminating southern consumer and ordinary Wal-Ma

It was reported today that the chum of chuckle, that lovable manager of laughs, your favorite southern sacred cow tipper, King David, has come out with this season's Christmas shopping list for your favorite redneck. "I wanted to focus on the south this year," said David, "because I want the world to know what a special culture we have here. I also want to encourage literacy and self-reflecti...
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Funny story:  American sports bar patrons from South more entertaining than "the game"

American sports bar patrons from South more entertaining than "the game"

King David reported today that southern Americans in a local sports bar were definitely more entertaining than the game he was trying to watch. This is saying a lot since ACC (Atlantic Coast Conference) men's college basketball games often exchange leads 10, or more times in a game and are often won in the last few seconds.
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Funny story:  Hillary haunted by ghost of elections (erections) past

Hillary haunted by ghost of elections (erections) past

Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton struggled this morning with bags under her eyes to pour coffee and greet the day. Reporters say that the two-term New York Senator received a visit from the ghost of elections (erections) past during the night and could not get back to sleep afterwards.
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Funny story:  King David's very viable list of 10 things to do instead of watch TV

King David's very viable list of 10 things to do instead of watch TV

Four months into the Hollywood writer's strike and Americans are wondering what to do with their time. Here are some suggestions:...
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Funny story:  King David's list of top 11 well-intended gifts that, frankly, suck

King David's list of top 11 well-intended gifts that, frankly, suck

It was reported today that satirist and Spoofwriter, King David has compiled his 2007 Christmas list of top 11 gifts that frankly suck and topping the list this year is the Fissure Price Farmer Says talking toy.
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Funny story:  "Get stuffed" this holiday; advice from voluptuous fitness guru, Cloy Bauer

"Get stuffed" this holiday; advice from voluptuous fitness guru, Cloy Bauer

Today show nutritionist, fitness guru and founder of the Cloy Fit club, Cloy "the joy of epicurean and gluttonous behavior" Bauer says that Thanksgiving doesn't have to be feast or famine as long as you follow her advice: * Wake up in the morning on Thanksgiving Day and have lots of passionate sex on. Nobody has to be at work, and, sex lasting long enough, can stimulate yo...
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Funny story:  Celebrants of southern "man room" come together for "Man Olympics," venicent chili, cheap beer and Polish sausage; impress each other with manly sounds and bubble bursting; lucky to survive the night

Celebrants of southern "man room" come together for "Man Olympics," venicent chili, cheap beer and Polish sausage; impress each other with manly sounds and bubble bursting; lucky to survive the night

Celebrants of the completion of a "man room" in the home of Blacky Poplarski, "The Polish sausage" reveled this morning in the wee hours, regressing about 10 years in age for every hour they stayed up drinking beyond midnight.
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Funny story:  New Series, "Wives of the Satirists" To Air on the BBC

New Series, "Wives of the Satirists" To Air on the BBC

In the same tradition of Alistair Cooke's, Master-baiters Theater comes a new tradition, "Wives of the Satirists" to air this Sunday night on the BBC (Blue Balls for Cornelius). Wives featured on the new series, "Wives of the Satirists" will be the neglected wife of Duff, Mark Foley a.k.a. Lola boyfriend of the President, Queen Udder and Connie Booth.
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Funny story:  The Backward Poem--Hazards of Romanticizing the Past

The Backward Poem--Hazards of Romanticizing the Past

The Backward Poem (Hazards of Romanticizing the Past)...
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Funny story:  Lament of the Broken River Guide

Lament of the Broken River Guide

There are two sides to every profession the side you like and the one of digression...
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Funny story:  Two  Hours on The Tannahwa

Two Hours on The Tannahwa

All it takes is one short night in front of your television set...
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Funny story:  Dr. Bud Weiser

Dr. Bud Weiser

Dr. Bud Weiser...
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Funny story:  Dummy Love

Dummy Love

Dummy Love...
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Funny story:  Saturday Morning Bulldozer Blues

Saturday Morning Bulldozer Blues

Saturday Morning Bulldozer Blues...
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Funny story:  Rental Car

Rental Car

Rental Car...
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Funny story:  Fourth String On The Lakers

Fourth String On The Lakers

Fourth String on the Lakers...
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Funny story:  New Product Sweeping Nation in Sales

New Product Sweeping Nation in Sales

RESEARCH TRIANGLE PARK, NC--You've heard of pocket stud finders--magnets that carpenters and handymen use to find the studs in your walls. And water depth finders fishermen use to know how deep they are fishing. Well, now there's something a little different.
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Funny story:  Rumsfeld Serenades American People With Popular Folk Song

Rumsfeld Serenades American People With Popular Folk Song

WASHINGTON-In a farewell tribute to the American people, Donald Rumsfeld took out an acoustic guitar and sung Bob Dylan's, "Don't Think Twice, It's Alright," today at the White House.
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