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Funny story:  That Poison Control Bitch Dissed My Baby Daddy

That Poison Control Bitch Dissed My Baby Daddy

Hey it's me Anise, just wantin' ta warn ya'll and tell ya'll what happen ta me and Cadre th'other day.
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Funny story:  Plot Foiled. Baked @ 450

Plot Foiled. Baked @ 450

Your ever-versatile foil needn’t be reserved for lining the bottom of your oven! Now you can foil all your international plots, too! Freeze ‘em (zero Kelvin, if you can get it!), heat ‘em up (see below), or take ‘em at room temperature (IQ of most plotters anyway!). They’re portable as all get out and can be folded – GENTLY! – into your favorite conspiracy for a quick get together in whatev...
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Funny story:  Li’l Kim Replies

Li’l Kim Replies

The North Korean leader has emailed such an angry letter to the editors of The Spoof! that we feel compelled to post it– literally. We think. Kim has threatened, best we can discern from the language in the (not included) email, to throw his ‘missile’ to the West if we fail to respond by a certain unreadable (possibly past) date. We remain confused if his interpreter,...
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Funny story:  Mother Nature is Angry

Mother Nature is Angry

As your loving mother, I’m writing this, my first, open letter to you humans, my most complex mammal, just to tell you to cut it out. I am the mother here, and I’m tired of seeing you get all full of yourself, thinking you can ‘conquer’ me. I’ve been watching, I see that you don’t clean up after yourself, to say nothing of the ‘wars’ you foist on my world. You seem to think it’s ju...
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Funny story:  C-SPAN Junkie Refused Help

C-SPAN Junkie Refused Help

New York -- “What kind of world do we live in?” asked Shelay Dawning, when she was turned down today by Get Straight, a New York City rehabilitation center, and referred instead to the Mental Health Center. “Brian Lamb never writes me back, and I just can’t take it anymore. I live with this 24/7 and I can't get help here? Who are they to tell me I have OCD?” Suggestions for redirect...
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