Showing:

Showing articles written by John Butler.


Show all articles

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)
Funny story:  My Sparkling Wit Is Wasted On Supermarket Check-out Girls

My Sparkling Wit Is Wasted On Supermarket Check-out Girls

Points Of View Gregory Fensworth - A Very Witty Person Why do I continue to kid myself? These check-out girls will never appreciate my wit. Why should I go to the bother of composing sumptuously ingenious puns when they are destined to fall on such uncultured, irony-deaf ears?...
View 'My Sparkling Wit Is Wasted On Supermarket Check-out Girls'
Funny story:  I Think I Might Be Addicted To Food

I Think I Might Be Addicted To Food

It's the hardest thing in the world to admit to an addiction but, after much anguished deliberation, I feel as though it's time I came clean. I've been hiding this terrible secret for far too long. For you see, as long as I can remember now, I've had a deperate dependency on food, to the the extent that I sometimes eat up to 3 - 4 full meals a day. My situation has become hopeless,...
View 'I Think I Might Be Addicted To Food'
Funny story:  I Would Have Died If It Weren't For That Weird Sort Of Belty Thing They Put In My Car

I Would Have Died If It Weren't For That Weird Sort Of Belty Thing They Put In My Car

By Robert Palmer It's funny the way life has so many twists and turns. One minute your cruising through the countryside on a lazy Sunday afternoon, a gentle breeze caressing your forehead, the next minute - WHAM - your life is flashing before you.
View 'I Would Have Died If It Weren't For That Weird Sort Of Belty Thing They Put In My Car'

Showing page 1 (of 1 pages)

Breaking News...

Barack Obama Resigns as USA president

Last night,the president of the United States of America Barack Obama resigned for unknown reason's according to CNN News.His replacement might be actor Morgan Freeman or NBA star Kobe Bryant.

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 multiplied by 2?

6 14 19 4


Go to top ^