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Funny story:  Open Letter to CDC director J. L. Gerberding, M.D., M.P.H.

Open Letter to CDC director J. L. Gerberding, M.D., M.P.H.

There you are on your dumb CDC website, with that smug, self-serving smile, telling the whole world you’re oh-so-proud to be the director of the Centers for Disease Control. But if you’re so smart, then how come your precious little website hasn’t bothered to mention that my chances of being ritually murdered by Satanists are greater than dying from Alzheimer’s disease? Do you have an answer to th...
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