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Funny story:  Apes Disappointed With Man

Apes Disappointed With Man

"We are not angered by zoo monkeys or even pet monkeys, what angers us is what the homo sapiens have done to our experiment," stated Bongo, the lead scientist of a human study group. "Had we known that this version of our experimental slave would have been so destructive and self centered, we probably would have stopped breeding them a few thousand years ago," he continued. Bon...
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Funny story:  Kerry and bin Laden... Same person?

Kerry and bin Laden... Same person?

An unidentified Middle-East source reports that John Kerry and Osama bin Laden are actually one and the same. "Don't be fooled by the size of Kerry's head; it is actually bin Laden with his turban under a life-like mask," stated one State official. "Because of Kerry's relative obscurity and lack of real personality, it was easy to pull this off," cited that same...
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Funny story:  Grass is not always greener

Grass is not always greener

After eleven years of exhaustive research and one hundred billion dollars , the Center for Totally Inane Studies concluded today that the grass is not always greener on the other side . Scientist and part time clog dancer, Emil Polk , stated that every possible scenario was played out to conclude these findings . "We looked from our yard to the neighbors yard , the neighbor's yard to our...
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