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Funny story:  Alternative Careers for Superfluous Celebrities

Alternative Careers for Superfluous Celebrities

Here's an oxymoron for you: Useful Celebrity. There are gradations of uselessness in the celebrity world of course. It is, as you know, a scientifically proven fact that most celebs are Useless. Some are Totally Useless. There is an unfortunate group who come under the heading Even More Useless Than An Inflatable Dartboard. Let's turn to this last group. I've given a small amount of my...
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Funny story:  Come Dine With Me - if you're hard enough

Come Dine With Me - if you're hard enough

Is it just me, or has the Channel Four 'Come Dine With Me' show gone down the pan? Some years ago, I admit, I watched the occasional episode. Entertaining moments arose from time to time. An appealing new recipe to try, perhaps. Someone who had something remotely interesting to say. The sarcastic commentary, of course, was always the essence of the show's success. But things have chang...
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Funny story:  The Definitive Ten Point Guide To Stumbling Through Life Without Major Distress

The Definitive Ten Point Guide To Stumbling Through Life Without Major Distress

1)Stop exercising it's making you ill. It gets in the way of drinking time, trash T.V. and arguing with your family. The lycra makes you look ridiculous. Elasticated waistbands aren't that bad. 2) Ditch the diet. For good. Your adult weight has gone from 120 to 160 pounds over the course of a year. Up and down like an out-of-control elevator. Accept that you're a fat bastard and get on with it.
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Funny story:  Flaky, Feisty and Surprisingly Full-Bodied, Gillian McKeith is back

Flaky, Feisty and Surprisingly Full-Bodied, Gillian McKeith is back

It struck me as bizarre that Gillian McKeith, former T.V. weight loss guru, wanted to meet at McDonald's. Spotting her at the counter ordering a double cheeseburger with fries, however, everything became clear. Dr McKeith had turned into a bit of a porker. Realising I was about to get the celebrity interview of the year, I decided to pace myself. The woman was already disastrously close to...
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Funny story:  He's the brash, public face of Ryanair, but who is Michael O'Leary?

He's the brash, public face of Ryanair, but who is Michael O'Leary?

With so much negative press about him, I was a little apprehensive about facing Michael O'Leary. He'd agreed to meet me for brunch at a stylish bistro in Grafton Street. Despite a hazy mental image of his face, I recognised him the instant he came through the door. The swagger, the expensive suit, the manic eyes: they all announced The Man. He ordered us both a full Irish breakfast and a select...
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Funny story:  The man of the moment, Louis Walsh, talks frankly about his recent brain implant

The man of the moment, Louis Walsh, talks frankly about his recent brain implant

Universally known as a bit of a tit, I resolved to bring an open mind to my meeting with Louis Walsh. Only six weeks after his well-publicised brain implant, he agreed to meet for lunch at his favourite greasy spoon in one of Dublin's murkiest back streets. ('I like to keep it real,' he told me inscrutably.) Louis flounced in, 40 minutes late, wearing a rather fetching two-tone green tank top...
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