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Funny story:  The three losers of the week

The three losers of the week

Freddie's now no longer Sir, I'm misunderstood he cries, Poor old Freddie got the blame, For all those banker's lies, Now simply Freddie Goodwin, Ha, now no Sir in front, Was he was told by letter? Try shredding that you cunt. Chris Huhne is one useless twat, He got caught when speeding, Now then Chris here's a little tip, You know where this is leading, With a little common sense...
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Funny story:  The Who's lost lyrics from Substitute found inside Happy Meal

The Who's lost lyrics from Substitute found inside Happy Meal

Fans of The Who are presently engaged in a bidding war on Ebay for the lost lyrics from the song "Substitute". The words scrawled on the back of a Kung Fu Panda toy were discovered in a Happy Meal by the vendor who wishes to remain anonymous. At the time of writing the price had shot up to £2.47 with still a day to go. You can judge for yourself if the price is right, as we have managed t...
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Funny story:  A day with Cliff and Jedward

A day with Cliff and Jedward

One day, Jedward were strolling through their local city centre, heading off to KFC to suck on some citrus handwipes. They had spent the day in the local toilets and their mouths felt as crusty and salty as Dawn French's gusset after a long hot car journey. Coming in the opposite direction was none other than Cliff Richard, brother of Keith, resplendent on his roller blades, in a "GOD'S MY BE...
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Funny story:  Jurassic Palace Park

Jurassic Palace Park

It had not been a good decade or so, for the Royal Family since Princess Diana had been murdered. Their popularity wasn't what it was and the Queen was concerned about their steady decline and the loss of public funding. After all she had three lazy and useless sons to care for. She had been thinking it over and over for a solution to this problem for months, without any success. Then one eve...
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