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Funny story:  Fighter Jet Flyovers: The Messy Money Shot of Awesome.

Fighter Jet Flyovers: The Messy Money Shot of Awesome.

The leggy blonde behind the microphone clears her throat one final time. The capacity crowd-already restless in anticipation of the first pitch on Opening Day-struggles to temper themselves. The players line the base paths, hats over hearts, shifting their weight from leg to leg as nerves tighten. Finally, a silky but dynamic voice fills the stadium. Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn's early...
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Funny story:  Goaltending Scouting Report: Jabba the Hutt

Goaltending Scouting Report: Jabba the Hutt

My intergalactic search to identify a suitable starting goaltender has taken me to the far-off desert planet of Tatoonie. I have observed someone/something who I believe we should consider offering a long-term contract: a Hutt crime lord known as Jabba. Pros: Jabba the Hutt has several natural advantages-especially physically-that I believe would allow him to become an exemplary netminder. Hi...
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Funny story:  Blame Toby Keith

Blame Toby Keith

First of all, all Americans owe Toby Keith a long overdue thank you for releasing the kick-ass song Brought To You Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue as the dust cleared after the tragedy on 9/11. Since he warned the Jihadists of the world that he would "put a boot in their ass because it's the American way," how many domestic terror attacks has the US sustained in the last nearly 10 years? Exa...
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Funny story:  Week 7 Power Rankings:  Tuckersville Slow Pitch Softball League

Week 7 Power Rankings: Tuckersville Slow Pitch Softball League

Shake-ups abound after another raucous week of underhand toss competition. Week 7 has proven that the dynamics of an entire league can be drastically altered overnight; all it takes is the world's worst managerial decision (comon', pinch hitting a man in a coma!?), an entire team whose namesake has filed for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Protection, and the arrest of a certain right fielder (yeah, that s...
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