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Funny story:  The North Korean Wide Web

The North Korean Wide Web

Kim Jong Un, the newly appointed leader of the Democratic People's Republic Of Korea (DPRK), is quickly distinguishing himself as a visionary leader. At his command, the ruling party has formed a committee of high ranking officials assigned the task of introducing the world to DPRK's citizens. In a country with few computers and almost non-existent internet access, regular folk can now surf the...
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Funny story:  I'm writing!

I'm writing!

I'm writing a self-help book about the power of positive thinking but it really sucks and I doubt anyone will ever read it. I'm writing tons of fan mail to people without air-conditioners. I'm quite upset with myself because I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. I'm writing down some pranks I want to pull. I'll call it my do to list. I'm writing a poem about determinism. It was...
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Funny story:  A painful exchange

A painful exchange

She: My god, this migraine is killing me. He: Hmm, yeah, I suppose so. She: You don't seem very sympathetic. He: Well, I'm sure it's bad, but it's nothing compared to childbirth. She: And you should know? He: Of course, I was, after all, a vaginal birth. She: Excuse me? He: Now you don't seem very sympathetic. She: Sympathy for your mother? What does that h...
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Funny story:  A little bit of magic

A little bit of magic

I was at a party and I happened to tell someone that I'm interested in magic. About ten minutes later an attractive woman approached me and began talking. She said she knew all about cards and tricks, but the music was loud and I didn't hear her say cards, just tricks. She grabbed my hands and said it was good my fingernails were neat and clean. I thanked her. She told me she d...
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Funny story:  The news doesn't have to be bad.

The news doesn't have to be bad.

I stopped reading the news for quite some time because it was depressing. But then I didn't know any current events and my friends found me boring. And I found that depressing. So I decided to read the news again, with a few changes to make it more positive. For example, every time I saw the words 'killed' or 'murdered', I would change them to 'masturbated'. As in, five people were mastu...
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