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Funny story:  WIN a Chance to Play in a Merseyside Derby Winner - Andre Wisdom

WIN a Chance to Play in a Merseyside Derby Winner - Andre Wisdom

Congratulations to Andre Wisdom, the winner of our competition to play in a real Merseyside Derby. Andre chose to play at right-back for Liverpool. The 19-year-old heard about our competition through a kids' football magazine, and jumped at the chance to enter. 'It has been a dream throughout my childhood to play for Manchester United. i saw the chance to play for Liverpool and decided to settl...
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Funny story:  Wayne Rooney Questioned About Joining Big Money Spending Russian Outfit, replies 'Who the f***ing hell are they?'

Wayne Rooney Questioned About Joining Big Money Spending Russian Outfit, replies 'Who the f***ing hell are they?'

We caught up with Wayne Rooney yesterday, shopping alone on the Manc high street. We initially saw him hiding under a Nike hoodie 37 sizes to small for him (looked like something that'd fit his son Kai), emerging from Bobbers, a hair salon. We shouted his name to try and let onto him. 'Shrek, Shrek!' we screamed. He turned around, saw us, and ran away as quick as he would after looking in...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson Denied Human Nature by Doctor in drug Thriller

Michael Jackson Denied Human Nature by Doctor in drug Thriller

Michael Jackson's doctor has been found guilty of manslaughter. Apparently, the doctor over-prescribed the King of Pop and told him 'Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough'. He was Working Day And Night, so the doctor thought he needed loads. The rest is HIStory. When asked about this, the medic replied 'I Can't Help It'. The evil physician was having a dull life at the time, and wanted publicity, thin...
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Funny story:  Amateur Lip Reader Hired For John Terry Racism Row

Amateur Lip Reader Hired For John Terry Racism Row

An amateur lip reader was been hired to try his best to work out what he said to QPR defender Anton Ferdinand after the former Sunderland and West Ham man accused him of racism. After the amateur lip reader had studied the conversation, this is the dialogue he discovered it to say: Anton Samuel Isaac Ferdinand (ASIF): Hat did yo juss call me? John Anthony Max Matthew Youssouf Gerald Isia...
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Funny story:  Landon Donovan 'Can I Be Bothered?' Over Re-joining Everton FC.

Landon Donovan 'Can I Be Bothered?' Over Re-joining Everton FC.

We spoke to American Major Soccer League star Landon Donovan about a possible loan move back to Everton in January yesterday. Here's what was said: (We arrived at his flat and i accidentally pressed the bell for flat number 178 instead of Landon's flat) Me: Hello, this is the English press. Angry old git: P*** off, you've just woke me up. Me: We need to interview Landon Donovan. AOW: That's...
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