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Funny story:  Zombie pub crawl ends in bloodshed

Zombie pub crawl ends in bloodshed

St. Paul's Seventh annual zombie pub crawl turned into a night of horror Saturday evening when nearly a dozen Elvis impersonators descended upon the reveling crowd and opened fire with gold-plated guns and jewel-encrusted swords. "Aim for the head! Aim for the head," they cried. The group, a Twin Cities faction of the TCB (Taking Care of Business) Brigade, claimed to be under the direct co...
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Funny story:  Boy Swears Off Video Games for Good

Boy Swears Off Video Games for Good

Twelve year old Jacob Yates swore off video games for good yesterday morning in his Orange County, CA home. "I'm done," he said. "It's impossible. I've been up since 6AM going over and over this one part, and I just can't figure it out." Yates said that if game developers cannot learn to fix glitches before they publish their games, then they will have one less customer to worry about.
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