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Funny story:  Five reasons to worry about next week

Five reasons to worry about next week

Now that it's the weekend (which you're happy about), you can look back on the week that's almost over and come to the conclusion that it was pretty much like the weeks before it: It sucked (which you're not that happy about). But just when you thought it couldn't get worse, Monday is only hours away, and there's reason to believe that next week is really gonna suck. Here are five reasons:...
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Funny story:  Nine things that'll guarantee you'll be a miserable bastard in the new year

Nine things that'll guarantee you'll be a miserable bastard in the new year

Bah-Humbug is your middle name. But why should a miserable bastard only get to be miserable at the holidays? Commit to memory these easy-to-follow steps and you'll be sure to be insufferable for all twelve months. 1) Run away from your problems. Why face problems head on when you can run from them and possibly make others feel as if these same problems were theirs and not yours. 2) Tell your...
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Funny story:  Three ways in which you know you'll wreck your relationship

Three ways in which you know you'll wreck your relationship

Things are going well. You like her. She likes you. She spent the night. You called her the requisite six or eight times the following day. But you and I know, you've only got another week to 10 days before you start screwing up. It's inevitable. You won't fight it. First, you'll go ahead and order that food you and I know you should never eat if you're planning on living among people within...
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Funny story:  Three or four things your dentist won't tell you

Three or four things your dentist won't tell you

When we go in for a check-up, we want to know what we can do to prevent high dental costs. Sure, we always hate to hear that we should floss more, but we want total honesty from our dentist. Or do we? Frankly, there are things that your dentist wants to keep to himself. Here's a list of the top three: 1) He's a boob man. He likes big boobs, small boobs, and medium ones, too. 2) He's a...
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Funny story:  General observation leads to conclusion that my boy didn't act this way until he started hanging around your asshole of a son

General observation leads to conclusion that my boy didn't act this way until he started hanging around your asshole of a son

My boy's a good boy and he always has been. He never lied, cheated in school, bullied anyone, used controlled substances, or fired a handgun. This is, until he started chumming around with your offspring. My boy was always home at an early time. And when he got caught up in traffic, he'd give me a call to let me know he was staying out later. But since he started hanging around that punk, he's...
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