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Funny story:  Large Hadron Collider causes DEATH says UK intellectual heavyweight

Large Hadron Collider causes DEATH says UK intellectual heavyweight

Steven Hawkins (Hackney carriage licence number 666) explained his new theory, "It's like this innit." "That Hadron collider thingy is making little black holes an little black holes try an suck everything in don't they. So the whole world is being sucked into France. "No wonder there's all these earthquakes and cyclones and hurricanes and what not killin people all over the place. Stands...
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Funny story:  "Doomed" "Panic" say UK Nuclear Physicists

"Doomed" "Panic" say UK Nuclear Physicists

I'm here at the physics department of the Walmington-on-sea university of applied technology and mobile library to get a professional assessment of the state of the nuclear reactors in Fukushima. I asked Prof George Mainwaring, head of the atomic energy research section of the library what his thoughts were on the condition of the Fukushima Dai- ichi power plant. Before Prof Mainwaring coul...
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