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Funny story:  Tattoos to be outlawed in Central LA

Tattoos to be outlawed in Central LA

Tattoos have been as much a part of the culture in South Central LA as have been red and blue handkerchiefs, fried chicken stands and watermelon rhinds. Now the local City Council has decided to ban the open and notorious display of tattoos in public. Their reasoning is that it incites violence against those of us that do not "represent" with skin art. Needless to say the community is in an...
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Funny story:  Berlusconi and Lawrence Taylor get tricked by the same Prostitute!

Berlusconi and Lawrence Taylor get tricked by the same Prostitute!

From the department of "How the F**K does this happen" it appears that the same prostitute who convinced Lawrence Taylor that she was 19 has now, according to Reuters, tricked Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi that she was 18. The girl was only 16 years old when Mr. Taylor dipped his wick and 17 when Minister Berlusconi stuffed her cannoli. According to WikiSquirt sources in our Rome...
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Funny story:  Michael Douglas Is Cancer Free!  But His Junk is Still Asleep

Michael Douglas Is Cancer Free! But His Junk is Still Asleep

Michael Douglas, 66, claimed today that he has beaten his throat cancer and the related tumor has disappeared? The superstar actor, producer, writer and master skirt chaser appeared onThe Today Show with Matt Lauer to visit about his comeback from the deadly disease. The star looked healthy, tanned and not a day over 75 years old. Although he seemed happy that the cancer scare was apparentl...
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Funny story:  "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" scuttlebut

"Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" scuttlebut

WikiSquirts has new information about the casting for "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" and the status of the trash can from the "Oasis" rehearsal studio. First lets revisit the cast and crew as we know it so far: Producer - Carson Daly. "The Carse" acquires rights to the movie franchise with more than a little help from his mothers deep pockets. Then proceeds to completely change the winn...
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Funny story:  It's official - the cast for "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" is set. According to Twilight Producer Carson Daly

It's official - the cast for "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" is set. According to Twilight Producer Carson Daly

Carson Daly has contacted WikiSquirts to be the exclusive source for his new movie "Twilight: Midnight at the Oasis" the fourth movie in the mega box office franchise. After WikSquirts broke the news on the source material for the upcoming movie Mr. Daly new it was just a matter of time before the entire lid would be blown off the secrets to the production, so he agreed to a conference call f...
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Funny story:  Wikisquirts release: More Entries from Amy Winehouse's Diary

Wikisquirts release: More Entries from Amy Winehouse's Diary

As promised our WikiSquirts London Bureau has uncovered more entries from the teenage diary of drug-addled pop star Amy Winehouse. You'll remember these entries were from a as yet unauthenticated diary from the trash can or as they say in jolly ole England "rubbish bin" in front of the Norfolk-Suffolk borders, Ellingham Hall, where Julian Assange is currently spending his "house arrest" atten...
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Funny story:  The Attack on Christine O'Donnell is down right racist! or is it Ms. O'Donnell being the racist?

The Attack on Christine O'Donnell is down right racist! or is it Ms. O'Donnell being the racist?

Can you believe it but now the "Bone Thugs" of the Obama administration are going after former Senatorial candidate Christine O'Donnell for misuse of campaign funds during her bid for Senator in the 2010 mid term elections. You remember Christine O'Donnell - the one that claimed she was not a witch even though she practiced witchcraft during a lesbian, drug induced spell during college… you k...
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Funny story:  'Introducing Wikisquirts'  Found:  The teenage diaries of Amy Winehouse

'Introducing Wikisquirts' Found: The teenage diaries of Amy Winehouse

Recent news organizations are reporting that the teenage diary of Amy Winehouse has been found. Purportedly the diary was found in a 'rubbish bin' outside of the Georgian country house on the Norfolk-Suffolk borders, Ellingham Hall, where Julian Assange is currently spending his "house arrest" attending orgies and cock fights. Interestingly enough the diary has been "leaked" by Wikileaks of...
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Funny story:  Is it me or did the 2000's SUCK!

Is it me or did the 2000's SUCK!

The first decade of the 2000's SUCKED! I don't know about you but don't you think the first 10 years of the new century were awful. I mean when you compare it too the 1990's. I did a comparative of all the shit that happened during the past decade and put it up against the 90's and here is what I came up with in no particular order: (2000's) 9/11 - can someone tell me why we didn't make a...
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Funny story:  Row vs. Wayne - Just the facts!

Row vs. Wayne - Just the facts!

You know I get asked all the time - "David how can we stop these murderers from killing our babies before they're bored" - and I say I don't know but I believe in protection of everyone from 'womb to tomb' if you know what I mean. So I guess the only way to change the mind of these high and mighty, liberal thinkers is to give them the facts and how it would affect their oh so perfect lives. Bei...
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Funny story:  Chilean Mine Disaster - Now a Better Story!

Chilean Mine Disaster - Now a Better Story!

I know that the story about the rescue of the 33 miners trapped for 69 days was very emotional for most of the world but to me the story became pretty boring after I heard the authorities were able to get fresh air, fresh water, food, books, even movies to be viewed to the miners within like 2 days. I mean it sounds to me like it ended up being a 69 day vacation from the ball and chain in the end...
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