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Funny story:  Feminist Nora Ephron meets Jesus

Feminist Nora Ephron meets Jesus

Nora Ephron says she met Jesus Christ in her dreams and she was promised a man in heaven because she couldn't find one on earth. "I got desperate for a man because I was getting old and I was constantly being turned down for dates because of my age," Ephron continues "I had to visit heaven to get my man." Ephron said she hiked Mt. Ararat in desperation to enter the pearly gates to get to he...
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Funny story:  There is doubt that Asians are the most intelligent people

There is doubt that Asians are the most intelligent people

The Richard Lynn intelligence test, which states that Asians are the most intelligent race in the world, is in doubt again after a South Korean man crucified himself in front of a mirror. Richard Lynn is a Professor Emeritus of Psychology and is known for his views on racial and ethnic differences. Lynn argues that there are hereditary differences in intelligence based on race and sex. Lynn's...
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Funny story:  Why Osama bin Laden got caught

Why Osama bin Laden got caught

Analysts have explained why Osama bin Laden got caught. Bin Laden did not have enough contingency plans worked out to prevent his capture because he was careless. Osama bin Laden should have known that foreign intelligence would try to track him down and he should have cut all connections with the outside world. Bin Laden should have left his second in command in charge of all of his organizat...
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Funny story:  The disasters of Capitalism

The disasters of Capitalism

The horrible problems created by capitalism that Karl Marx tried to fix in Europe have occurred again but in America after a decade since Marx first wrote his Communist Manifesto. Marx who was born into a wealthy family was concerned about his European brothers and sisters suffering under the deplorable conditions created by Capitalism. Two armed men who were desperate to pay for their gran...
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Funny story:  Why are some humans so stupid?

Why are some humans so stupid?

Some human beings are genetically less intelligent than others because their DNA developed over thousands of years in rich environments filled with vegetation and heavy rain fall. A more challenging environment promotes the development of more intelligent DNA to cope with scarcity and environmental difficulties. In Austin, Texas the police were giving a woman a ticket over a minor traffic viol...
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Funny story:  America Is Just A Lie

America Is Just A Lie

Western ideology is once again getting caught up in lies and deceit and the world is becoming aware of it all. For years people around the world have been hearing concepts coming from America about the rehabilitation of people who have been convicted of crimes and how it's a good thing for society, but those ideas were put to the test and they failed in the case of a Little Rock high school teach...
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Funny story:  Egypt's enslaved men need their own revolution

Egypt's enslaved men need their own revolution

A few months before the revolution, there were articles written on the sexual enslavement of married men in Cairo. News of men being forced to father children with women during Egypt's uprising, shows the sexual slavery of men has not gone away. From my own experience, a few Egyptian women wrote me letters asking me for marriage expecting that I surrender to them in sexual bondage though mar...
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Funny story:  Parrots, India and the physics of Intelligence produces an equation

Parrots, India and the physics of Intelligence produces an equation

Professor Otto Ammon was entranced by the beautiful colors of Amazon parrots and decided to read information on them and then he made the discovery that evolution created arranged marriages for Amazon parrots. Ammon said, "Evolution created this arranged marriage for those parrots through the process of environmental demands and the system of trial and error and the need for living cells to...
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Funny story:  How a Man Can Grow a Fresh Cherry

How a Man Can Grow a Fresh Cherry

With the problem of urban living there isn't enough available cherry trees out there for every guy to enjoy a fresh cherry. You either have to go to a cherry farm to pick a juicy cherry or you have to grow your own cherry tree. The key to picking cherries is timing because unlike some fruit, they only ripen off the vine and are taken very quickly. In order to get the maximum flavor, you should on...
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Funny story:  Jesus Christ was a fag and a communist

Jesus Christ was a fag and a communist

Was Jesus Christ a gay bitch with a loose ass? Was he really a communist? The answer to those questions and others are clear to see in the bible. All the evidence in the bible points to the fact that Jesus was gay. He didn't hang out with women, but instead bedded down every night with 12 male apostles. He wore a robe and had long hair which means he liked dressing in drag. He tells a prostitu...
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