Last Friday May 10, 2013 Farrah Abraham was stoned by ultra Orthodox Jews, Haredim, for praying while wearing a tallis, prayer shawl at the Western Wall in Jerusalem. The Israeli police then arrested her for praying for the father of her child, who died young like James Dean in a tragic car accident. This has sparked an Amanda Knox like international incident. World War I was caused by 1 gun shot,...
Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama say that he had decimated Al Qaeda? Correct me if I'm wrong but didn't President Obama kill Al Qaeda head Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda Yemen head Anwar al Awlaki? So what's with the news that the CIA just foiled an Al Qaeda bomb plot in Yemen to blow up a US airplane over One World Trade Center with a non metallic bomb inserted inside the colon of...
Five hundred years ago Nostradamus wrote his prophecies in code and he predicted three antichrists. Nostradamus said that the first antichrist would be named 'Napaulon Roy', Napoleon. Nostradamus predicted that the second antichrist would be 'Hister', Adolf Hitler. Nostradamus wrote that the third antichrist would be named 'Mabus', Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi the true power behind the throne in Iran wh...
Truth is stranger than fiction. You cannot make this stuff up because nobody would believe you. Today the Thai Criminal Court sentenced 61 year old cancer patient T. Ampon to 20 years in jail, effectively a life sentence for sending 4 text messages to the secretary of the prime Minister of Thailand. The texts were deemed insulting to Thailand's King Bhumibol and Queen Sirkit.
Mr. Ampon was held...
To raise the debt ceiling or not to raise the debt ceiling that is the question. To be or not to be an economy killer that is the question. Woody Allen said that politicians are one step below child molesters. Perhaps the time has come for a constitutional amendment requiring our politicians to wear the logos of their endorsers and contributors on their suits and helmets like Indy Car drivers so w...
The bigger they are the harder they fall. Devon James who claimed to be one of Tiger Woods' 18 mistresses announced that she was releasing a Tiger Woods sex tape but then Philadelphia boxer Teneal Goyco came forward and said that in the Tiger Woods Devon James sex tape he played Tiger Woods.
Teneal Goyco will not be receiving tonight's Academy Awards Irving G. Thalberg Lifetime Achievement Awa...
This afternoon, one month to the day after the Tuscon, AZ shooting Pima County, AZ attorney Barbara LaWall announced the indictment of Sarah Palin for the murder of 9 year old Christina Taylor Green.
A person does not have to be the shooter to be guilty of murder. If Marlon Brando orders a hit on Bruno Tattaglia then Marlon Brando is guilty of murder. If a person shoots at one person and hits a...
The past exists only in our memories and the future exists only in our imaginations. The only time that exists is now. Discuss.
According to this theory the future does not exist. Yesterday today existed only in our imaginations. In other words yesterday today didn't exist. Yesterday today didn't exist, yet.
If this philosophical dribble has your brain tied up in knots, wait until the Mus...
In December of 2007 Nobel Peace Prize Winner Al Gore gave an interview to Time Magazine in which he said, "When I was in the Snow and Ice Data Center receiving a full briefing on the polar ice caps, (the North Pole used to have ice), afterwards I would turn on my TV and there were two networks with the bulletin: 'Britney Spears loses custody of her children.' We're living in a madhouse if our prio...
Nostradamus was born in France in 1503. He stared into a bowl of water to see his prophecies. He loved to bowl and stargaze. They didn't have automatic pin setup; they used Inquisition victims. Nostradamus predicted the three Antichrists, Napoleon, Hitler and the daily mentor of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iranian Ayatollah Mesbah Yazdi, Nostradamus' Third Antichrist. Now Nostradamus has been linked to f...
In his sermon today at Westminster Cathedral Pope Benedict XVI surprised the world by canonizing Mother Teresa.
Pope Benedict canonized Mother Teresa and then immediately proclaimed her the fourth Patron Saint of Bees.
Here is the text of Pope Benedict's canonization sermon today:
Dear friends in Christ,
The visitor to this cathedral cannot fail to be struck by the great crucifix dom...