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Funny story:  Stench: Chapter 5

Stench: Chapter 5

We got our hands on a truck and began trudging up the coast to Mahajanga. Sebastian was reluctant to let me drive but as he was hammered on toaka gasy, it made the best sense. Well... until I ran over a heard of goats. I may have been a bit squiffed, hammered, swacked, high, boiled, drunk, inebriated, you get the idea, I was happy. He was a little pissed but as I mentioned earlier, Aye-Ayes are te...
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Funny story:  Stench: Chapter 4

Stench: Chapter 4

Chapter 4 After locating the book Sebastian had a few days left on the island and was intent on gathering the ingredients for his cheesecake. I don't imagine you have any idea how difficult it is to watch a person waste three days looking for ingredients to a centuries old recipe. The best way to describe it is that it's similar to having the enamel scraped from your teeth while listening to Ca...
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Funny story:  Stench: Chapter 3

Stench: Chapter 3

12. Chapter 3 Locating the book was a bit more of a challenge than I was up for but Sebastian kept me filled with beer, scotch and the occasional cigar. It was worth the effort. After many false attempts I made the decision to speak with a local that was into running, shall we say, items of less than a legal nature. We began in town attempting to find a man by the name of Artemis. No one...
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Funny story:  Stench: Chapter 2

Stench: Chapter 2

Chapter 2 I really should mention a little about myself, after college I went home to Madagascar for a break from academia and the stress of watching way too many people doing way too much for way too little. College should expand the mind not shut it down or worse, program it. I find the whole idea of spending thousands of dollars on college way too bizarre of a concept. No one has yet given m...
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Funny story:  Stench: Chapter 1

Stench: Chapter 1

He couldn't find his nose. Sebastian Bremwalter, awoke this morning and it was no longer resting comfortably upon his face. The facial equivalent of his manhood for thirty-five years was now missing and it felt very strange to say the least. His nose was present during his first sexual experience inhaling the scent of perfume and feminine rapture. His nose was present when the powerful aroma of sm...
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