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Funny story:  Twilight: Before The Books

Twilight: Before The Books

Once there a little boy by the name of Edward He liked sparkles and was quite flamboyant He was stricken with the unbearable tragedy of being extremely pale And he also sparkled in the sun light This would be no big deal to most other little boys But him already ridiculed with insults of homosexuality It would be really dramatic He turned his life into a dramatic horror teen movie Then...
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Funny story:  Are You Gay? Here's A Helpful List Of How Not To Be

Are You Gay? Here's A Helpful List Of How Not To Be

Are You FUCKING GAY!? I've asked myself this question countless times and the answer hasn't been quite clear until today. Years went by and I finally decided that I'm not gay enough to be gay. Not even close. So here I am, trying to learn you how to not be as homosex as you are now. Now the first step is to realize that being gay is bad and being is straight is good. What you next must accept i...
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Funny story:  The Illuminati Are Super Duper Real!

The Illuminati Are Super Duper Real!

Have you ever pondered the notion of a supreme being which controls all that exists in the modern world. No, not god. it's the god damn illuminati again. They control the government, that nigger Obama, and even Jay Z. My cat once took a shit outside the litter box whilst at the same time my fridge broke and I'm pretty sure I saw a UFO so who is that? WHO THE HELL IS TO BLAME!?!?!?! Idk. Bu...
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