Scott Walker is worried that the people of Wisconsin don't see the good he has done for the state, so is pleading with every media outlet to let him make his case for remaining in office.
UWGB-Beek: Scott I just want to thank you for taking the time to do this interview.
Walker: I just want to say that I really enjoy your news stories, and know that you will tell my story in a way that peo...
Washington - Republicans are pleading with Americans to see the benefits of the rich not paying their share of taxes like a sixteen year old boy trying to beg for sex from a girl that is too smart for the ploy but feels sorry for him.
Sure, the tax cuts in theory mean jobs for Americans if you don't look at the history of the Bush tax cuts not creating jobs.
The president talked a good gam...
10. Decision Points--A how-to-book for those people interested in fabricating a good lie.]
9. American by Heart--A book that shows that knowing American history isn't important in politics, as long as you provide a nice image to masturbate to.
8. The Christmas Sweater--Because who doesn't want to read something by a zealot, who tries to use every cliche in the book to sell another book.
Angelina Jolie loves attention and gets it where ever she goes. There are a few things that she wishes no one knew about her.
1. She doesn't like sleeping in the dark
2. Her best kiss was with her brother.
3. She adopted children because Madonna was doing it.
4. Her lips came with a lifetime warranty.
5. Her reputation as a home wrecker is only true if you believe Jennifer Aniston...
President Obama doesn't really like to do interviews with the national media, and that is because they don't ask him the right questions. Sure, he may act like a spoiled child that doesn't get his way, but he is only doing that because he believes the media isn't too kind to him.
Here is a list of questions he would like them to ask him:
5. What can you say about your free throw skills?...
10. No need for a middle class if really rich can keep more money.
9. Bush really knew his economic stuff, and it is nice way to remember his policies.
8. Rich worried about not having enough money to buy Christmas presents for mistresses.
7. Dick Cheney says it is a good idea, as holding his shotgun in one hand and a beer in the other hand.
6. Obama needs to break some more campaig...
10. People to accept her boob size.
9. A number one hit that doesn't have anything to do with a bad relationship.
8. To be as popular as Miley Cyrus.
7. For those pictures of her wearing her grandmother's bathing suit to disappear from the internet.
6. To be liked by Kanye West.
5. To get a date with a Spoof Writer.
4. To find out what it means to have a broken heart.
3.
Dear Supreme Court Justice Scalia,
I recently got a got busted at an underage drinking party, do I have any chance of getting the charges dropped?
--Dumb Ass
Dear Dumb Ass,
The framers of the Constitution didn't have your best intentions when they came up with laws that violate your rights as a child, but since you old enough to know that underage drinking means a chance of paying fin...
Karl Rove is responsible for getting President Bush elected in 2000 and and 2004. He wrote his own memiors and is trying to improve the sales for his book by doing an interview with me.
UWGB-Beek: I am not going to beat around the bush on this one, but do you feel any guilt for using dirty tactics to get George Bush in the White House.
Karl Rove: I didn't use dirty tricks to get Bush elect...
10. You now have time to read all the books you want.
9. Your pay freeze just means you were making too much money.
8. Dinning at McDonalds is now alright, because those fancy places can be a little too much.
7. You now know who to write a great resume and cover letter.
6. You are discovering the beauties of PBS, and not all those channels on cable.
5. You don't need to buy a car.
Tucker Max, author of "Assholes Finish First," likes to write about his sexual conquest like he is the only man getting laid in America, or that he is a real genius because he discovered that people can't get enough of morons who like to drink and score lots of meaningless sex.
The book does highlight the faults of narcissism in a way that might make Freud blush, because Tucker Max likes to sha...
Dancing with the Stars judges are upset with how this season is turning out, and want to clear the air.
UWGB-Beek: Is anyone surprised with the results of who is still dancing on the show this season?
Ms. Inaba: I am not surprised, because after 11 seasons you realize that some people shouldn't be given the power to vote.
Len Goodman: For me, I like to give dancers bad reviews, and as lo...
Iranian President Ahmadinejad is no stranger to making strange comments. His most famous comment was the Holocaust didn't really happen. His distrust of mainstream media lead him to do this interview with UWGB-Beek.
UWGB-Beek: What are you up to these days?
Ahmadinejad: I am up to my normal stuff:making fun of the United States, raising oil prices, giving money to groups that like guns, and...
Week 10 of the NFL is almost over, and what did we learn from Sunday's games.
1. Brett Favre can't catch a break. Two interceptions he threw on Sunday were due to receivers losing their footing. But his excuse is going to be his shoulder; however, he still managed to throw the football without any real signs of having a problem with it.
2. Jets like overtime.
3. The Bears looked like D...
Eighteen years in the Senate taught me, Russ Feingold, that being bitter about losing my job to Ron Johnson. A man that campaigned with the promise that he was going to create jobs, well, my job is gone.
I can't wait to see what Mr. Johnson does for this unemployed Senator.
I worked hard for the people of Wisconsin and this is the thanks they give me. They give me the boot. I promised to c...
The polarization of the United States keeps getting more attention. But do moderates still exist in this world of 24/7 media that preach the extremes of everyday politics?
Ten Signs You Might Be a Moderate
1. You respect the right to own a shotgun for hunting purposes, but not the right to own handguns and rifles. You might be a moderate.
2. You think politicians of any career length don...
I love claiming that I am a good Catholic, and feel I should share a few ideas about what it means to be a good Catholic, like me.
You need to make sure you brag about your faith, because that is what a good Catholic like me does.
You need to make sure people see that you are at Mass, so sit where everyone at Mass can see you, because that is what a good Catholic like me does.
You need...
Washington -- Dick Gephardt is enjoying the good life of getting rich off big corporations. He is a lobbyist for Gephardt Group, which he started after he left Congress in 2005.
"I love being a lobbyists, because I can hangout with my old pals in Congress. I don't have to pretend to care about America, and big companies pay me lots of money to exploit American workers." Mr. Gephardt told a gro...
Hollywood -- Conan O'Brien lost his dream job at the Tonight Show, in what can only be called a major blunder by the executives at NBC, and after taking some time off to recharge, he is finally opening up to UWGB-Beek.
His new show will air on TBS starting November 8, 2010. It will just be called "Conan."
How are you doing? I am doing alright. I can say that I wasn't expecting all the suppo...
Hollywood, CA--I am mad as hell about the immigration issues in the United States.
I can't believe that a country of free people don't want freedom for everyone, and that a country of free people would want to stop immigration.
I am talking about the United States and their desire to close the borders.
What is really wrong with a person seeking prosperity in a country that has a lot to...
Washington D.C.--I was excited to hear Jonathan Franzen was coming out with a new novel.
As a Supreme Court justice you don't have a lot of time to read as many good books as you like. I blame that mostly on the fact I do a lot of speaking engagements because of my fame, but I'm not much on bragging.
I will say that I was disappointed in the new novel because of Franzen's effort to take on...
10. Your state employees drive around in Lexus and Mercedes Benz
9. The grass outside the local courthouse is AstroTurf
8. A war in an oil rich country leads to higher prices at the gas pump
7. Your city parks also have free roller coaster rides
6. Politicians use federal planes for family vacations
5. Oil Companies can cause ecological hazards and right it off as a loss, so they do...