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Funny story:  Top 10 searches on Google 2011

Top 10 searches on Google 2011

Google have released their top 10 searches for this year. Go on try them. Top 4 'Do we' searches and results: 1. Do we have free will? (No - most will writing services charge a tidy sum) 2. Do werewolves exist? (Yes - Richard Keys ex Sky TV presenter is one) 3. Do we have a soul? (Yes - provided you are black) 4. Do weight loss pills work? (No - look around you for God's sake) Top 4 '...
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Funny story:  Higgs boson - The 'god Particle' explained

Higgs boson - The 'god Particle' explained

By now most people will have heard of the so called 'god Particle,' but, do you know what it is or why people are trying to find it? Here is a brief explanation of its worth to mankind and what might happen if we fail to find it: Just like the similarly named comedy duo that reopened Mumbles pier in 1998, the Higgs boson particle has never been seen. It exists in the minds of leather elbowed b...
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Funny story:  X Factor - Why are ratings slipping?

X Factor - Why are ratings slipping?

Simon Cowell is currently stateside wondering why his beloved UK version is suffering in the latest ratings war. 'Talentless, no ability to perform' and 'drug taker' are just some of the labels being applied to the X Factor this year and that's just the panel! So, is the ratings slump down to the loss of Cole, Cowell and Minogue or is there another reason? We decided to look at what's bee...
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Funny story:  Torture - The Irish Way

Torture - The Irish Way

China and Iran are two countries that spring to mind when we think about torture, however, if I had to choose a country in which to suffer it I would be happy to be stuck in Ireland. Here follows a list of Irish torture techniques: Cheese boarding: Subjects are made to sniff whiffy cheeses such as 'Stinky Bishop' and Stilton for hours on end. In extreme circumstances prison guards have even bee...
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Funny story:  Bionic Lens Available In 10 Years

Bionic Lens Available In 10 Years

Scientists agree bionic lenses will be available in the next 10 years and commercial concerns are already queuing up to take advantage. Aside from the obvious applications the lens which fits over your eye offers: SatNav directions and assembly instructions, all beamed straight to the eye. Other ideas are now being suggested like: the one from Barnstable's 'Eye Eye Lovely' called an 'X-Ray Eye...
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Funny story:  Robin Gibb to Release One Last Album

Robin Gibb to Release One Last Album

Gibb suffering from the big 'C' talks candidly about his last album, life (or the impending end) and colostomy bags. Many people the world over are today the world over waiting for Rob to pop off; however he has agreed to give us what may well be his last interview. Talking of his latest album the 61 year old BeeGee said; 'I am determined to release one last happy singsong for my fans, ya kn...
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Funny story:  Talking Cars - Shut up

Talking Cars - Shut up

Do you remember the 80's TV show called Night Rider? Not the one about the nocturnal rapist but the crime fighter Michael Knight. The show was probably best remembered for his car called KITT, who would happily chat away to Mike about criminal's whereabouts, how best to approach a hideout or Michaels drinking habits. Well, it turns out that talking cars may be just a few years away from us norm...
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Funny story:  OAP Ninjas (Pinjas) Crime Fighters

OAP Ninjas (Pinjas) Crime Fighters

Ann Timpson the 71 year old wrinkly who many of us saw tackling hammer wielding robbers is not who she appears to be, but rather just one of a crack team of OAP Ninjas (referred to as Pinjers) hired by the Metropolitan Police. Ann Timpson is in fact a multi-millionaire having inherited her wealth from her families shoe empire. She was shipped off to China when she was just 8 years old and there...
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Funny story:  Mexican ambassador not a fan of Top Gear

Mexican ambassador not a fan of Top Gear

The Mexican ambassador has decided to write to the BBC Top Gear program following Sunday's comments and we have the actual letter. It was received by executives just yesterday however here is a copy;- Hey Gringos, On Sunday I am told you make fun of our Mexican ways, our food and our stay awake times, but let me tell you Gringos you are being very wrong. Since I work in UK I taste your c...
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Funny story:  TV Highlights of 2010 - The Apprentice

TV Highlights of 2010 - The Apprentice

Love it or hate it the Apprentice rarely fails to deliver classic moments and this year there was a bumper crop. For those of you not familiar with it here's a brief run down: It stars Sir Alan Sugar or 'Lord Sugar' as he likes to be referred to. Other famous Lords are Michael Flately - Lord of the Dance and Little Lord Fauntleroy. Some say Sugar was the original 'Oliver,' running around London...
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Funny story:  What the f**k is a quango?

What the f**k is a quango?

Well it's not an extinct bird from the rainforests of Madagascar or a fancy drum played by the homeless on street corners. For those of us that care the most simple definition has to be they are black holes for our cash. Yes, for the last 10 years these so called think tanks and department supervisors have been hovering up tax payer's cash like an Essex girl snorts coke on a Friday night, but n...
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Funny story:  Women's questions finally answered

Women's questions finally answered

A new Men's magazine called Top Hooters has conducted a scientific experiment to find out what men are really thinking when women ask them those typical questions. Titled 'What Planet Are We On,' it tries to address the divide between the male and female way of thinking. Psychologists asked 100 women to write down the questions they ask their men most frequently and under controlled conditions...
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Funny story:  20 Amazing Facts about Britain's Got Talent

20 Amazing Facts about Britain's Got Talent

With BGT hysteria about to descend on to our screens we decided to take a real look at the show. Here are 20 facts about the show and the panel; 1.BGT's panel of judges have about as much combined talent as a primary school for the deaf's Christmas play. 2.All acts are viewed first by a nameless panel. They then split the contestants in to two groups, one named 'ahhh could make Amanda cry'...
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Funny story:  Is Osama bin Laden in custody?

Is Osama bin Laden in custody?

In my interviews called 'Tell us the truth' I meet with Rimmer Romesfeld - Press Officer of some 15 years with the CIA. I asked - Is it true Afghan police have inadvertently caught Osama bin Laden on a road heading to Kandahar? "All I can say is that last week a beardy little tosser was apprehended for a broken tail light on his scooter. We stop them all time especially if they look a little...
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Funny story:  Jermaine Jackson tells the truth

Jermaine Jackson tells the truth

In my interviews called 'Tell us the truth' I start with Jermaine Jackson - Michael's brother. Michael Jackson's album - Thriller was a smash hit in the 80's selling millions of copies. Many of the tracks on the album were thought to have been inspired by youth culture citing titles such as 'Thriller,' and Beat It.' However the truth has now been uncovered. Jermaine told me "We all used make...
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