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Funny story:  Johnny Depp Cast in Hermione Gingold Remake

Johnny Depp Cast in Hermione Gingold Remake

The 1969 never-quite-a-cult classic, and made for television movie, Winter for the Witch starring Hermione Gingold is being remade by Indie great John Sayles. Johnny Depp is in the title role, the Witch Sam, and unknown child actor Boomer Zenor is the pre-adolescent Aristotle Jones. Lisa Kudrow plays Aristotle's Mother, Bridget; Steve Martin is the real estate salesman, Joe; and Ernest Borgnine...
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Funny story:  Retire Now, Work Later

Retire Now, Work Later

Company has answer to backwards dilemma: What is retirement and why does it have to come at the end of your career and life? Why not retire when you are 21 and able to enjoy your full potential? Work can wait, but your youth and health are on a declining scale. Waiting until you are 65 is like waiting until the expiration date has passed. Milk may still be palatable after its expiry...
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Funny story:  Cowboys Don't Complain

Cowboys Don't Complain

Unlike the stoic British, who bravely endure, cowboys accept their lot by simmering until they boil. Kicking a rock as hard as possible is an acceptable resolution for pent up anger. Or, if there is a rattlesnake handy, stomping the hell out of him before he bites you is high on the kick butt list of cowboy psychological frustration responses. Ignoring a whiner, who in response escalates his ve...
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Funny story:  Trials of a Down East Vacation

Trials of a Down East Vacation

Reporting from the State of Maine. To get to Maine from Boston you must drive north on interstate 95. On the way stop in New Hampshire and pick up some bargain liquor. At least it seems to be bargain liquor prices until you add in the road tolls that subsidize the State Liquor Store. It may end up costing the same as at home, but you will be stocked up for the stay. In the interest of ke...
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Funny story:  The Truth About Fiction

The Truth About Fiction

Notes from the Writers Fictional Retreat, Death Valley, CA. - Non-Fiction purports to be true in that it is the author's words, which they believe to be true. What if the author writes something that isn't true but rather fictional truth written intentionally to mislead? How can the reader determine if the fictional non-fiction is really fiction and not non-fiction? Interesting questions, but...
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Funny story:  'Thailand for Sex' opens on Broadway

'Thailand for Sex' opens on Broadway

Play Review Staring Mathew Broderick, Nathan Lane, Seth Rogun, Daniel Radcliffe. A fantastic ride, Marx Brothers like. Grab your seat as Thailand for Sex actors dance, sing, and laugh their way to a smash hit. Four lonesome and mostly broke bachelors devise plan to go to Thailand for love. One of the lonely boys gets a job on a Singapore Container Vessel, that stops in Bangkok, by impe...
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Funny story:  Golf Just Got Easier

Golf Just Got Easier

Do you remember the par 3 courses where you could play a quick round, get a good-for-you score, maybe get a couple of pars, and be at the bar quicker? Par 3s are great for what they are but for me those courses always felt like, bumpers at bowling, junior size, ladies tee, or senior portions. Well now you can play a PGA type course and beat your best scores, lower your handicap, and feel be...
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Funny story:  Ted Kennedy Fathered Twins

Ted Kennedy Fathered Twins

Teddy, of Chappaquiddick fame, has again amazed his fans and distracters. In 1973, while on a campaign trip to eastern Massachusetts, Teddy met Linda Mae Amherst Jones. Jones was a campaign assistant and granddaughter of a rumrunner under the employee of old man Joseph Kennedy. Apparently Joneses grandmother, who drove a prohibition era whiskey truck, had a tryst with old Joe resulting i...
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Funny story:  Brew On My Toe,  Lyrics for Rap or Blugrass

Brew On My Toe, Lyrics for Rap or Blugrass

I was achin all night And pained all day Got a lame toe And I'm seein double. Doc says toe is Arth Ritic And needs a Po-di-a Tryst The Tryst I get But the Po-di-a is wrong. Now my toe pain Has gotta wait Caus seein double Is makin me faint. Chorus How much time have I lost? Not doin stuff I meant to do Kinda late in the game Now that I'm lame. Got new meds That ease the...
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