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Funny story:  Be kind to criminals, kick a cop

Be kind to criminals, kick a cop

Theresa May, UK, Home Secretary finished her speech to the Police Federation in Bournemouth by telling the federation: 'You are the finest police officers in the world and I trust you to get the job done.' She could have added, "but I'm still taking £4000 off your salary this year, despite telling you for months that this Government would not make cuts in Police Budgets." No one applauded an...
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Funny story:  Cameron is advised, morning suits you sir

Cameron is advised, morning suits you sir

You know when something so British is happening when the Americans take leave of their senses and devour every last morsel of Royal Wedding news. Sometimes our American cousins appear to be more British than the British. And, the UK media is swamped by non stories. That wedding dress, the bride's mother wearing a hat, will she, won't she? The bride's father pays £4000 for a family Coat of A...
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Funny story:  Liam Fox, rocking and rolling in the House of Commons while an MP gets in the groove on air guitar

Liam Fox, rocking and rolling in the House of Commons while an MP gets in the groove on air guitar

There is nothing remotely humourous about being Secretary of State for Defence. It really isn't funny being Defence Secretary with two aircraft carriers on order but with no planes to fly off said carriers. Neither is it funny when your department sacks 42 Warrant Officers by email. Even less funny that one WO received the email while on active duty. It definitely is not a laughing matter...
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Funny story:  David Cameron on his tour of the Middle East - are his PR guys taking the piss

David Cameron on his tour of the Middle East - are his PR guys taking the piss

A few days in the sun must have sounded like a good idea after Coalition UK for call me Dave. As he enjoyed his world statesman games in Cairo, what did Dave not know? Call him naive or badly advised, but as the Gadaffi's were shooting their own people next door in Libya, some bright spark noticed Dave's travelling companions. Dave had taken along, on his tour of the Arabian countries, some...
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Funny story:  Is this Scotland's shame?

Is this Scotland's shame?

We have been told, time and time again, that the Libyan bomber was released on humanitarian grounds by the Scottish Government. Today, this turns up: blair salmond al megraghi It is difficult to imagine how the relatives of those lost feel. If true, it is, the Labour Government and the Scottish Government, saying to the bereaved that the death of their family and friends is an acceptable...
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Funny story:  Heidi the crosseyed opossum star of Leipzig Zoo

Heidi the crosseyed opossum star of Leipzig Zoo

Born in the USA and via Denmark, Heidi has become an Internet sensation. She's crosseyed and an Opossum but will give those Giant Pandas, destined for Edinburgh Zoo a good run in the popularity stakes. heidi She's so cute and endearing, she might even be as big a star as Knut, the polar bear or Paul the Octopus. Perhaps Heidi will pick the winners of future World Cup, or will her eyes deceiv...
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Funny story:  The Norfolk and good and the Suffolk and good of 2010 (so far)

The Norfolk and good and the Suffolk and good of 2010 (so far)

Top Ten Norfolk and good In no particular order The Scottish soccer team The Engerland soccer team The Engerland 3 lions World Cup bid losers The snow and ice Cheryl Cole miming The UK coalition government - had to be in there somewhere The Irish bailout The subsidy of £100bn to HSBC, Lloyds, RBS and Barclays The very low Interest Rates (If you've got money in the bank you're a loser...
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Funny story:  Oops, I meant to say Hunt

Oops, I meant to say Hunt

BBC Radio 4 presenter, James Naughtie makes an arse of himself, live on air. The Today show is a "must listen to" for politicos and those waking up with their morning coffee. How many, then, must have choked on their coffee when the very naughty, Mr Naughtie said this: naughtie man. No, there is no doubt, he definitely said it. It is to be hoped that the presenter finds himself alternati...
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Funny story:  D notice - You need to read this

D notice - You need to read this

In case you are not aware, the UK government has issued a D notice which simply means that anyone in the UK, needs to ask permission of the tragic Tories and chums, to read US information. Aimed at Wikileaks, latest release of millions of US documents, these D notices are intended to prevent UK residents reading goodness knows what. What is a D notice? Issuing D notices is a rare tool used b...
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Funny story:  Utter Gobshites! - WTF?

Utter Gobshites! - WTF?

This morning's Irish Daily Star led with the front page blaring out, "Utter Gobshites." How angry can you be to use such language against your own Government? Perhaps this gentleman is the perfect example of controlled anger. what RTE cut off last night that has angered the Irish Perhaps we can say that the Irish are justifiably angry? What, then, should we say about Mr Godfrey B...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle some questions from an Australian visitor to Scotland

Susan Boyle some questions from an Australian visitor to Scotland

A news item on UK TV in the past half hour about the success of Susan Boyle has perplexed Australian fans visiting the UK. They wonder why Susan is interviewed half hiding behind her front door? They point out that Susan has done what only the Beatles have succeeding in doing before her. She is topping the album charts in the UK and the USA. This is only her second album and the second time...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle: as successful as the Beatles?

Susan Boyle: as successful as the Beatles?

Susan Boyle, the Scottish singer, has now topped the album charts, simultaneously, in the UK and the USA. To be precise, Susan has done this, not once but twice in the space of a year: first with the "I Dreamed a Dream" album and now with her follow up album, "The Gift." Does that make Susan as successful as the Beatles, as some are claiming in the media? Not really, there is no comparison...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle ITV interview with Piers Morgan

Susan Boyle ITV interview with Piers Morgan

Susan Boyle has not been an interesting interviewee. That is, until tonight, on ITV. Many of Susan's most fanatical followers will disagree with that first sentence but they are wrong. Susan gave a fascinating interview, in which she told her story, her trials and tribulations and her explanation of her behaviour through good and bad times. We had a glimpse of her younger life and signifi...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle - something to make us all think

Susan Boyle - something to make us all think

We are probably all aware that before she became a world wide success, Susan Boyle lived on Welfare Benefits and lived in the family home, alone, the only home she had ever known. Through no fault of her own Susan lived in diminished circumstances. She was born, by her own admission, with slight learning difficulties and nursed her elderly mother. There are many like Susan throughout the UK. T...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle opens up to Oprah about being bullied

Susan Boyle opens up to Oprah about being bullied

Susan Boyle has told Oprah, in an interview, that being bullied made her feel like she wasn't loved. The Scottish singer talked candidly about the bullying that she had to endure at school and through her life. At last, in her late forties, she has opened up and shared her innermost thoughts on her treatment at the hands of the bullies. Susan appeared relaxed and comfortable during the inter...
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Funny story:  Susan Boyle sings to a very Crowded House

Susan Boyle sings to a very Crowded House

It's been almost a year since Susan Boyle released her debut album, "I Dreamed a Dream." Susan is about to give the world her new album, "The Gift." The Scottish singer gave us a preview of the album with a performance of Crowded House's, "Don't Dream It's Over" on the Oprah Show this week. Singing with a very big choir, (were they supposed to be angels?), Susan's performance was understated...
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Funny story:  JJJJJ and Jo it's so confusing

JJJJJ and Jo it's so confusing

In the Big Brother house all is not as it seems. It may always have been this way but now it appears to be very odd. Salt & Pepper has entered the house and is causing uproar. Talking straight and ruffling a few feathers he has them all dead set against him. Now, he has managed, by sheer ingenuity, to prevent 4 of his fiercest critics nominating him for eviction next week. I guess he should...
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Funny story:  Letters to the Editor Scottish "I cannot believe it" Victor Meldew style

Letters to the Editor Scottish "I cannot believe it" Victor Meldew style

Sir Times are hard, you're afraid to pay the fee I would like to ask someone in the damned ConDemned coalition why am I paying to fly the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Business Class to the Far East? Did he not say, only days ago that it would be Economy or Second Class only? What are we supposed to believe from these gangsters? Perhaps the demise of Mr Laws frees Mr Osborne from their...
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Funny story:  Letters to the editor Scottish version

Letters to the editor Scottish version

Dear Sir Smile though your heart is aching Why is Nick Clegg looking so glum? He sits next to his new best friend, the Prime Minister, at PMQ's but he does not appear to participate. The Prime Minister throws his old Etonian jokes back at the Labour Party and sometimes the jokes are funny. Nick doesn't laugh. Is he playing both sides at the same time? Perhaps he is still hiding his fu...
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Funny story:  Gordon Brown you clown

Gordon Brown you clown

The Prime Minister showed his contempt for an elector today. A perfectly reasonable woman, in Rochdale, asked him some relevant questions. The lady even said she would still vote Labour. What does Gordon do - he calls the lady a "bigoted woman" in his car. The mic was still on and obviously transmitting. Now he is being pinned to the wall by Jeremy Vine on radio. The poor woman is dreadfully...
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Funny story:  Whisky a bojo, an East End eyeful with views to cry over

Whisky a bojo, an East End eyeful with views to cry over

If you are one of the many having difficulty paying a mortgage, do not read on. Maybe you are unemployed or forced into a job that bores you to tears and are only getting £3.55 an hour for the privilege? Please read no further, this is a health warning. Maybe you enjoy being unemployed in the UK today and live from hand to mouth? Then you shouldn't read on and go find yourself a job instead at the...
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Funny story:  So that those bastard politicians can drag it all out again whilst smarming about

So that those bastard politicians can drag it all out again whilst smarming about

I hope that it is acceptable to the Editor to quote a line written by Chris James as my headline. I applaud his excellent article on our brave soldiers. Our brave young men are fighting a war thousands of mile away from home. Some will lose their lives and many will be physicaly injured. Others will suffer from mental health problems. The young soldier who could not forget killing one other man...
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