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Funny story:  An Open Letter To "Food Nazis" Everywhere And In Particular The One Who Insulted Me At Trader Joe's:

An Open Letter To "Food Nazis" Everywhere And In Particular The One Who Insulted Me At Trader Joe's:

I understand, it is for our own good. You lecture perfect strangers in markets to get them to realize they have a choice in the food they buy. Really? We have a choice? I would have never realized that unless you had told me in the most patronizing fashion, which you probably thought was you being nice. I had wanted to tell you where you could go with your "advice" but my children were pr...
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Funny story:  Why No Sane, Rational Person Would Want To Be President.

Why No Sane, Rational Person Would Want To Be President.

You know why? Cause it is like being a school bus driver to some mega huge bus the size of the Titanic, driving down the tiny, pot-hole ridden, muddy, cliff strewn roads of Colombia. Picture it, trying to keep that bastard on the small road, while there are bratty children yelling at you from all across the spectrum of opinions about your job. All telling you that you are doing a piss-poor job...
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Funny story:  Thanks Mary Shelley, For Giving Us Frankenstein, And A Reason To Fear Science!

Thanks Mary Shelley, For Giving Us Frankenstein, And A Reason To Fear Science!

It is all science's fault! It seems so easy, such a nice scapegoat for all the problems in the world. If we just go back to how things were before science, things would be so much better, sure life spans would decrease dramatically, but things would still be better. Ever since Mary Shelley gave us the infamous story of Dr. Frankenstein and his monster, we all naturally fear those strange pe...
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Funny story:  IDIOT Is Disappointed in the Foresight and Common-Sense Voters of Arizona!

IDIOT Is Disappointed in the Foresight and Common-Sense Voters of Arizona!

Our beloved state has made a lot of press lately for making what could only be called idiotic decisions about immigration. The idiocy abounded, it was wonderful! And any press is good press for Arizona. Until May 18th that is, then the voters of Arizona actually passed Proposition 100. Proposition 100 would raise the state sales tax one measly cent, and that money would go to education, poli...
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Funny story:  I Survived A High School Show Choir, It Ain't Like "Glee" At All!

I Survived A High School Show Choir, It Ain't Like "Glee" At All!

In my tempestuous youth during the early 1990's I decided that I wanted to join the exclusive, let's call it "TC" elite choir in my high school. The teacher, let's call her Mrs. Rather, said I needed to join the Show Choir, let's call it "SOS", first. I acquiesced to her request. Being a shy and tall girl, it was natural for me to be in the back row, and that is where I stayed. The more tale...
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Funny story:  Measles Is Brain-washing Paranoid Parents Into Not Vaccinating Children!

Measles Is Brain-washing Paranoid Parents Into Not Vaccinating Children!

The truth is out there and this intrepid reporter has found it whispering in her ear. My children's well check appointments are coming up, including the always painful vaccinations. But I am finding that little viruses and bacteria are telling me to not vaccinate, because it will cause Autism. I only noticed that they were whispering these scare tatics in my ear when I had a dream and they...
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Funny story:  Rush Limbaugh Releases Lyrics To 'We Aren't The World '- To Be Played Before The Closing Ceremonies of the Winter Olympics

Rush Limbaugh Releases Lyrics To 'We Aren't The World '- To Be Played Before The Closing Ceremonies of the Winter Olympics

Florida - Rush Limbaugh has changed the lyrics to "We Are The World" to reflect his ideology. The video, to be shown Sunday, only on NBC, before the closing ceremonies of the Winter Olympics, will highlight superstars of the GOP. Sarah Palin, John McCain, Michael Steel, Mitt Romney, Bobby Jindal, Joe Lieberman (cause he came out yesterday as a Republican) and Rush himself will be proudly beltin...
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Funny story:  "Nexus One is the Greatest Smart Phone EVER!!!"  by Not a Google Employee

"Nexus One is the Greatest Smart Phone EVER!!!" by Not a Google Employee

I bought my new Nexie (as I like to call it) last Thursday at T-mobile. I am an existing T-Mobile customer but I was willing to pay the $550 (including tax) to get my Nexie! It is a fantastic device that does everything at about the same speed my old Blackberry did, but hey this is the Nexus One (by Google, people), so it's better. Sure the 3G is not working, but I'm sure it will start s...
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