Following the many news stories on TV and in the Tabloids, I just had a startling thought. What If:
The Many Mistresses of the Golfing Great got together and formed a realty show just sitting around in a scrumptious mansion such as the Playboy mansion.
Talking girl talk, talking Tiger Talk, would this make for interesting viewing? Each mistress would tell her own story to each of the other...
Entertainment for the Masses- Thinking of the many millions available to me
If I were Mrs. Tiger Woods, I would:
Start by having a new prenuptial drawn up FOR ME, stating what happens to all the bucks now that would have been shared.
1. Anything I buy, cars,yachts,real estate would only be in my name and not to be divided should we divide.
2. I am allowed to withdraw any amount of m...
TheSpoof.com Editor is asking for help -"So many words to read" says Mark Lowton, Editor of this famous Spoof Site that he will be advertising for several proof readers for the spoof site.
The editor further relates that it is almost impossible to keep up with reading all these words without any outside help and lists the criteria for the job below:
1. Must be able to read
2. Must be able...
Jupiter Jill available only on TV -This unique attachment will be one that you won't want to do without. It is a simple little device that quickly attaches to any cell phone and gives you peace of mind forever.
With just a click of a button, any text messages you might have sent to someone is cleverly coded so that the receiver of the message has only 2 minutes to read it before it goes into a...
Return Address Labels Forever - Why would anyone want to order return address labels when all you have to do it send in one dollar to any organization that sends you free return address labels for the rest of your life.
I have enough return address labels to wallpaper the walls in my entire house and that of my neighbors' house. She is just starting to run out since she quit sending her dollar...
Hollywood Ca and across the World - comes news of Brad and his BFNF (Best Friend Not Forever) may be splitting up !
Tabloids are all atwitter with reports of a bitter breakup that might be the end of what was a beautiful beginning for the couple.
There is one lovely lady who may be holding back the urge to say to Brad, "I told you so".
Another saying comes to mind, "What goes around com...
Hollywood Bills Inc.,
Hollywood Hills, Ca - A majority of celebrities in Hollywood pay out alimony, child support and numerous other nuisance nonsenses every month.
The Hollywood Bills Inc. began watching the tabloids, noting whom was divorcing whom and who was getting custody of children, dogs/cats as well as which mistress was demanding extra financial benefits to keep their sand traps sh...
If you need something to stimulate your sexual drive you will no longer have to rely on the little blue pill that sounds like Vagina.
Soft drink companies have gotten the go ahead from the FDA to promote a product under the line of "Hard Drink".
The contents of the Hard Drink have minute amounts of the original sex stimulate and will "make a males member monstrous in minutes".
The hype...
Tiger not to blame for infidelities- So many stories in so little time surrounding the many mistresses of the golfing legend.
Some stories coming to light on TheSpoof.com leave doubt as to who is the real father of the Woods' children.
If this were fact, instead of fiction, then Tiger may have just been "trying out his manhood" with all of these women in an attempt to see if his plumbing wor...
This is a story about life on the streets. It's not a nice story and if you are offended by the words hooker, prostitute, ladies of the night, street walker, please do not read on.
These women do exist and they exist for the pleasure of men who prey upon them.
Some of these women "work" legitimately in brothels outside of Las Vegas and they are legal and expensive, but they will not give yo...
People everywhere are discovering a funny site on the internet, TheSpoof.com, but it was learned today that perhaps soon we may not be able to read all the funny spoofs and jokes that people are writing and sending into that site.
TheSpoof.com writers depend on ratings to reach ultimate heights of their writing careers and most people who are reading all the fun spoofs don't bother to RATE the...
There are so many people that are offended by the F word and the N word and P word said a high school teacher recently to her class that "we should think up new words to mean those words but do not literally, actually USE the offending word", she said.
She looked out over her class of snickering 10th graders and announced, "This is your assignment for tomorrow".
The next day as the class shu...
Las Vegas Variety Views- Again reporting on the "disappearance" of "Criss Angel" rewards their readers with this little bit of information.
Editors have been hard at work, sorting through all the claims of those women who BELIEVE that 'Criss Angel' actually WAS IN THEIR DREAMS.
One misty eyed young woman who fit the criteria of a "Criss" cutie, told the editors that she could actually "feel...
New News Nightly - A local TV station NNN in Sun City, Fl informed it's viewers that the President's picture recently showed up in a poll on an internet site called; HOTTER OR NOTTER.
This website is all about pictures of men or women who think their bodies are HOTTER than HOT and a visitor to the site can VOTE to whether or not and to what degree they agree.
President Obama's photo showed u...
Based on the stories being sent in to TheSpoof.com it seems people are really penis obsessed.
So many stories being published by TheSpoof.com are PENIS related that it proves people really enjoy reading about
them.
Would you say that the male gender is the laughing stock of readers on TheSpoof.com because of his penis?
One writer writing under the name of Peter Pecker, recently wro...
Las Vegas Variety Views, LVVV has been investigating the "disappearance" of Sin City's most loved entertainer.
Since his "disappearing act" of a few weeks ago, "Criss Angel" has not been seen by anyone, including his agent or his employees at his office in the big Pyramid.
Several women in town have made reports to the LVVV that they have seen "Criss" in their "dreams". Some were quite exp...
Happy Birthday Elvis: "Are you lonesome tonight?"
At 75 years old, Elvis would probably not be doing a lot of pelvis shaking unless it was from an ailment in his nervous system, but he would still be adored.
Graceland in Memphis was celebrating his birthday and he was enjoying every minute of it.
Cilla was there as well as his beloved Lisa Marie and thousands of fans, to make it all seem...
In an interview with the last of the old time Hollywood Lovers, I approached Mr. Beatty's front gate, trembling from head to toe.
Although I have interviewed many Hollywood greats, Warren Beatty was the heartthrob and secret desire of women everywhere in the world.
Showing my press badge, the security guard pressed the button to alert the Beatty residence that he had company.
I immediate...
News is rolling in from cities all over the States from women expressing their interest in having their names put on a waiting list to become Rosie O'Donnel's next lover.
One such woman writes:
Dear Rosie,
I am 35 years old and very beautiful with a great body. I have never been married and am a virgin. I am not gay but would be willing to change for you.
I am financially secure and a...
Elin has been approached by so many talk shows that she recently put a special answering unit on her phone that simply says; "No I won't, Yes I am, "I really don't give a damn"!
The questions most asked of her were, "Will you appear on the ______ show"? "Are you really divorcing Tiger"? "Do you know where your husband is"?
Tiger on the other hand has a special answering unit on his phone...
Being able to interview "hot shot" Warren Beatty about his amazing prowess with women is a much coveted feat in the world of words.
I was granted this interview with Mr. Beatty and he was only too eager to talk about it, but he said, "Be advised, this is not an exclusive, you have to grant me permission to talk about this with as many publications as I want".
Since I feel this is a small pri...
Watching this popular show never ceases to amaze me. The other night a woman contestant was asked what she would do with the money if she won the big prize of 1/2 million dollars.
Some contestants say they will help their parents or their fellow man etc. etc.
This particular contestant said if she won she would use the money to buy a monkey. The host was overwhelmed to think she would nee...