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Funny story:  Talking tactics with Gabby Logan and Alan Shearer

Talking tactics with Gabby Logan and Alan Shearer

In another in our series, Gabby and Alan give their insightful nuggets on how the beautiful game should be played. Interviewer: "So then, what tactics would you employ in order to come off as winners?" Gabby: "When playing away from home, you have to keep it really tight at the back..It's suicide otherwise. Get your head on everything. Give the ball a slight tickle with your hand or foot,...
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Funny story:  The Queen - The Upskirt Story

The Queen - The Upskirt Story

During wedding fever between two young people who have no real right to throne, the Press, and Photographers in general will do anything to get, in their words a picture of "the magic triangle"..a view of that slip of cloth can provide instant reward, or if it ends in failure, a rigorous beating by those in the know. Photographers from the Sunday Sparrow were found angling their Cameras towards...
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Funny story:  An Interview with Nursey Bancroft - The nations new Chef Sweetheart

An Interview with Nursey Bancroft - The nations new Chef Sweetheart

I'm sitting in Cafe Noisebox, a trendy new spazz-bar in the heart of Camden, and I await the arrival of the new darling of the TV cooking world. Nursey Bancroft is known for her wild, filthy banter. For instance, when she's cooking with a Banana, sources at the BBC say that it can take 7 hours to film a 12 minute slot (ooh, there I go). Nursey arrives eighteen minutes late. she complains abo...
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