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Funny story:  Cats And Foxes

Cats And Foxes

Dear Sir I would just like to point out that cats and foxes do not get along. In fact they have been known to fight each other quite fiercely. I once had a kitten called Rufer. He was a lovely little cat. When he was big enough to go out on his own he was attacked by a fox. He only just survived. So I let him go out again and the bastard fox ripped him to shreds. So, cats and foxes are not f...
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Funny story:  It's Star Trek, Jim, But Not As We Know It

It's Star Trek, Jim, But Not As We Know It

William Shatner thinks that he should be in Start Trek 2. I'm sorry, but Star Trek 2?! How many films have there been? Rather more than 2. And his character has been killed off. So what on earth (or not) is going on? Have the Klingons decided to send a boarding party and only James T Kirk can save us? "Beam me up Scotty", except he can't as he's already been beamed up himself. William Shatner?...
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Funny story:  I'm Bored Of UB40

I'm Bored Of UB40

It was interesting to hear that UB40 are bored of performing their (s)hit 'Red Red Wine'. Interesting, because I'm bored of hearing it. In fact I'm bored of hearing all their (s)hits, of which there have been far too many. Look, the original lead singer, the little Brummie with that awful nasal whine, got so bored he quit. Why couldn't they all have agreed to do the same thing and just say "fuc...
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Funny story:  BNP Membership List

BNP Membership List

The BNP membership list can be revealed here. Nick Griffin Nick Griffin's mum Nick Griffin's mum's cat Adolf Hitler General Franco Benito Mussolini Juan Peron PC Gary Wogbasher Mr Tickler (geography master at Fagbashers school) Reverend Henry Bigot my next door neighbor Sir Julian Lardy-Fatgit (Tory MP for Tonbridge) Dim Javidson (cockney comedian) David Wowie (70s pop star) Nick...
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Funny story:  Flash Gordon Brown, Saviour Of The Universe

Flash Gordon Brown, Saviour Of The Universe

The story so far: Flash Brown, ace rugby player and all round sports hero has been blasted deep into space by Dr Hans Mandelson, a mad scientist. Also on board the space craft is Dale Harman, a beautiful news reporter. They have landed on the planet Westminster, a dangerous and hostile land........ Flash: Keep together, I've noticed some fiscal easing at work on this place. Without post indigen...
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Funny story:  All I Ask Is Just A Moment Of Your Cyberspace Time

All I Ask Is Just A Moment Of Your Cyberspace Time

Hey, I'm not asking for much. Just one brief moment in your cyberspace time. After that you can forget all about me. Just give me the chance to be noticed. I gotta be noticed. All my life I've sought the acceptance of others. I never really got it from my parents. They were too busy. And now they are gone I can't put that right. But you, dear reader, are my saviour. You have the power deep with...
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Funny story:  Opposites Attract!

Opposites Attract!

Are you single? Feeling lonely? Have you tried all the usual dating agencies? Did they fail you? Of course they did. They get you to spend all that time seeking your perfect match. You see profiles which tell you that this one is a 98% match. No, it just isn't the right way to find a partner. All you are doing is looking for another you. The same likes, the same dislikes. Blah blah blah. Wel...
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