All right, so the two of you are having sex, going at it like crazy . . . but only one of you climaxes, right?
And guess what? It isn't her!
Unfortunately, despite the best efforts of the medical profession, this scenario is true for countless couples all over the world. Well, have no fear, fuckers! The Spoof has asked me to compile 10 things that can get in the way of an orgasm for both pa...
I have always thought it would be really neat to be an Evil Genius like we've always seen in the Bond movies or even the Austin Powers films. You know: having an army of henchmen to do my bidding, sitting in a really impressive office with a kitty in my arms, wearing a mao jacket, shaving my head and launching a plan for world domination. But how do I know if I'm REALLY evil genius material? How...
Soup is funny. It's not really a main course, but it's not a side dish either because it's mostly made of water. I find soup to be the most watery of foods.
There are soup that have beans in them, but they're not bean-dishes. Conversely, there are bean-dishes that are very soupy, but they're not soup.
Some people put bread in their soup, while others put soup in their bread. To me it's arbi...
Contrary to what many people have come to believe, Nobel Prizes and research grants of taxpayer dollars are not all frivolous rubbish.
For example, here is a list of some of the most important contributions to humanity's scientific knowledge that have been awarded the Nobel Prize:
1. The 1996 prize was shared between two Norwegian professors who had investigated the influence of ale, garlic,...
You know, I was recently reflecting on my last hospital stay. It began something like this: "OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT IS THAT STABBING PAIN IN MY CHEST!!! ACK! IT'S RUNNING DOWN MY ARM!!!!! GGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHH!"
I had a heart attack; a goddamned myocardial infarction! It fuckin' HURT!
So I got to stay in the hospital for a few days while the doctors reminded me not to be a fat fuck and to quit...
Now, on top of America's healthcare crisis, our nation is currently faced with a shortage of organ donations. As crazy as it may seem, in this land of abundance, violence, and abundant violence, we can't seem to get organ transplants to people who desperately need them, primarily due to lack of donations. Well, once again, the Big Asshole has come up with some really keen ideas that can get us thr...
I was reading the stock market reports. I enjoy it. It's the greatest power-game in the world and you can really learn a lot from it. Case in point: Disney's stock has plunged over 40 points during the past five years. I couldn't believe it: Disney, the name that has meant heart-warming entertainment and 90-dollar t-shirts was experiencing financial woes! This is far more important than Obamacare,...