LETTER TO THE EDITOR
Dear Editor,
I personally believe America has gone way too far in recognizing the customs and holidays of other countries.
First of all, they have something called Sand Veil and Tyin' Day, which I guess is called that because of all those people that either get engaged or married on it. Good heavens, people go crazy, buying all kinds of flowers, candy and jewelry. Th...
T-hee Town, Jokelahona, UEssay So after six months of breathless anticipation, Sassette and I finally prepared for the Daft Panthurr concert at the world-famous Big Ole Krushed Kann (BOKK) Centaer here in T-hee Town, Jokelahoma yesterday.
Having had the foresight to visit our local Ache-Adam-and-Eve Sports Authority previously, we were well equipped with hiking boots, rock climbing shoes, clim...
(Geriatric Satisfaction)
I can't get a hard erection
I can't get a hard erection
'cause I try and I cry and I try and I cry
I can't get no, I can't get no
When I'm sittin' in my chair
Hookin' up with some stupid ho
She's all hot an' ready to go
Waitin' for some penetration
She's gonna help my ejaculation
I can't get no, oh no, go ho!
Hey hey hey, there's just no way
I can't get...
How Long Can I Make Love? (Sonnet 69)
by Elizabeth Bare-Assed Brown-Eye
How long can I make love? Let me count the days.
I'll make love to the depth and width and height
My **** can reach, while being out of sight
And the hopes of being on your face.
I'll make love to the level of each way's
Des'prate need, by sun and candle-light.
I'll make love on the freeway: you d...
Dear Father Frank,
Just a quick note to thank you for the social hour in the rectory last Sunday; I am very honored to have been selected the guest of honor, but I must admit that I am a bit saddened that none of the other invitees were thoughtful enough to accept your kind invitation. Oh, well, I kind of enjoyed having you all to myself; such stimulating conversation! It was wonderful to have...
Dear Father Frank,,
I am writing to thank you for your prompt action in returning my car to me this morning after my terrible experiences of yesterday. It seemed to take mere moments from the time I gave Li'l Tommy my note to you for you to come! Thank you so much for sending him to the movies; he really enjoyed the outing.
I would also like to thank you for sharing the Eucharist with me; a...
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.
Bless me Father, For I have sinned
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.
Dear Father Frank,
You may remember that I am a good, Irish catholic girl that believes in sex for procreation, not recreation.
Father Frank, now that I am widowed and still attractive, I find that I attract the wrong element.
Father, I tr...
The top 10 reasons why Michael Jackson has not been buried yet are:
10. The family figures it can milk far more sympathy c.d. and memorabilia sales this way. In life, Michael Jackson struggled for decades to reach the record-smashing sales he achieved with 1983's landmark "Thriller" album. But since his unexpected passing on June 25 at the age of 50, the self-proclaimed King of Pop has once aga...