After many debates with his mates, Scot, Gary McPhail, has worked out that England, will fail to win the World Cup without help.
Seven things need to be done for England to win the World Cup In June.
1) Dawn French is appointed goalkeeper so that there is little or no room for the opposition to score a goal.
2) The referee, and linesmen would need to all be English so all disputed decisio...
It has always been the believe of most humans, that animals, don't have feelings but that myth, was without a doubt blown away recently when a group of chimpanzees, were filmed caring for a dying female chimp, at Blair Drummond Safari Park in Stirlingshire.
As the elderly female chimp called Pansy, lay dying others in the group stroked her head and made her comfortable. Her daughter Rosie, even...
A man has been arrested twice for trying to expose a massive cover up of the abuse by paedophiles of a young girl called Holly Grieg. This has been covered up because people in high places could lose their jobs
Robert Green is now standing at the General Election as a candidate in Aberdeen against the sitting Labour candidate.
Mr Green is sitting under the banner Scotland against crooked law...
Totally peed off with the brainwashing, three party, brain washing, crap system, that they keep shoving down our throats? Then its time to speak up.
If any of these unscrupulous bastards comes to your door during the election tell them where to go and tell your family and friends do not vote for any of the three horsemen of the Apocalypse.
They all are responsible for fiddling their expense...
Once upon a time there was an ugly duckling, sorry I am looking at the wrong fairytale. There once was a simple unemployed , woman who claimed she had never been kissed, called Susan Boyle, rather ordinary looking, a bit eccentric, maybe but you would not take any notice of her in a crowd until the day she appeared in front of three plonkers on a talent show called Britain's Got Talent.
She sto...
If as we suspect there are intelligences greater than ours in this vast Universe, they would surely look on humans as just about the most stupid of any so called intelligent life.
In our Galaxy alone there are estimated to be 200 billion stars, probably each having their own solar systems, with orbiting planets, and then there are estimated to be hundreds of billions of galaxies in this great...
Dr Dolittle talks to Toad Of Toad Hall about the amazing ability he has to predict the future. The Doctor met Toad of Toad Hall in Toad Hall where else, and asked him about his claims about predicting the future.
"I can predict the Wind in the Willows, when we are going to get strong winds, rain, snow, but most important of all me and my fellow toads can predict when earthquakes are going to ha...
Here is a story for one and all of a man just two feet tall.
He Ping Ping who was only two feet five inches tall died recently aged only 21 years of age. He loved cats and he smoked from the age he was seven which stunted his growth.
Peter Crouch a footballer and one of the worlds tallest men, was fascinated by the story of little Ping Ping, and wanted to find out what it would be like to on...
It was in 1995 on the outskirts of Lancaster, little John Davidson an eight year old boy played football with his friends in the street. Every night his mother would tuck him up in bet always commenting on how tidy his room was.
"It was the little grey man" John would say every night,but his mother thought nothing of it thinking that like most children he had an imaginary friend.
Two years l...
Mr X has met up with an American scientist who had interesting things to say about the Google Earth System. The scientist who wishes to remain anonymous explained that he has worked with the CIA and the FBI.
Our scientist explained that the Google Earth system was actually sold to Google by the American Government. The system was previously used by the CIA and the FBI and was useful in zooming...
Never mind that crazy Movie,MEN IN BLACK with Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith, who are the real men in black. In the 1950s and 1960s there were thousands of reports of the mysterious men in black, visiting people who had witnessed UFO'S.
People who witnessed UFO's were often visited by the men in black and told to keep quiet about their experience.
The Men In black always seem to arrive in Bl...
Once upon a time a little Troll called Tommy Troll was born in Trollheimen in Norway. As a boy Tommy was always getting into trouble pulling girls pigtails and stealing the church collection to buy treats. Tommy Troll had a hairstyle like boxing promoter Don King and a face like Jim Carrey.
Twenty years later Tommy married his childhood sweetheart Trina Troll who was a right trollop. They trave...
Dr Dolittle talks to Larry the Lobster in a seafood restaurant in San Francisco just half an hour before he was due to be served up for dinner.
"What's it like being a lobster?" Asked Dr Dolittle.
"Its OK," said Larry, "but I do miss my Mum And Dad, I was swimming away quite happily the other day when all of a sudden I was scooped up in a net along with a lot of other Lobsters and brought t...
Suicide rates are set to rise if new proposals backed by Terry Pratchett and Debbie Purdy go ahead. Pratchett and Purdy are two of the most outspoken people in the right to die campaign but not every one wants to die - just look at Michael Jackson he wanted to be Cryogenically Frozen.
If these proposals go ahead this will be added to the already varied ways people commit suicide which include:...
Dr Dolittle eventually met Tommy Tortoise after a three month wait because it took Tommy so long to get to their meeting place in London.
When Tommy arrived he said "I am sorry I am late for a very important date but we tortoise's are very slow the last thing I did was post a letter and it took me two weeks to get to the post box and back home.Can you imagine if you humans had to put up with t...
Dr Dolittle met with Scooby Doo today but only after he was supplied with a years supply of Scooby Snacks for doing the interview. Dr Dolittle asked Scooby how they always catch the villain about half an hour into the episode. "I dunno" said Scooby "perhaps its to fit in with TV schedules".
"What would you do if you were not fighting crime and catching villains" said Dr Dolittle. Scooby replied...
Mr X has been speaking to a former employee of the pentagon a Whistleblower who prefers to remain anonymous. At a restaurant in New York Mr X was told by the former pentagon employee don't just believe what I have to say without checking it out yourself.
The Whistleblower went on to explain that the night before the 911 terrorist incident Donald Rumsfeld announced that 2.3 TRILLION dollars wen...
When George W Bush was asked by a TV interviewer about being in the secret organisation SKULL & BONES Bush replied "Its so secret I don't want to talk about it". So what do we know about Skull & Bones.
Mr X spoke to a Private Investigator who had secret video footage he took from inside Bohemian Grove were the secret organisation meets.
The Investigator who prefers to remain anonymou...
Once upon a time milk sold in America was fine but in recent years Americans have been injecting dairy cattle with a bovine growth hormone which increases milk production up to 25% but the side effects are horrendous.
The dairy cattle are now all ill and the milk produced is referred to by those in the know as White Poison as the milk produced includes PUS, BLOOD, ANTIBIOTICS and CARCINOGENS.
There are billions of Parallel Universes with billions of copies of you living different lives because of different choices made and different choices made by others in the other parallel universes.
To put it simply imagine a powerful radio that you can tune into lots of different stations. While you are tuned into Radio one for example there are thousands of other radio stations still broadca...
What came first the Chicken or the Egg this is a question that some of the greatest minds have tried to figure out for thousands of years.
Despite the debate that has gone on for years on this subject the basic facts are this if you say the Egg came first then where did the Egg come from there would have to be a Chicken to lay the Egg if on the other hand you say the Chicken came first then we...
Once upon a time there was a little ghost called Casper who was not like all other ghosts he was a tiny little guy and hard as he tried he could not frighten anybody.
Casper ended up being evicted from fright school because he was as frightening as Boy George and Julian Clare trying to do the HAKA at a New Zealand rugby match.
Poor Caspar was all on his own but he still did not give up every...