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Funny story:  Fat Fern F*cks Off This Morning

Fat Fern F*cks Off This Morning

So long former fat fuck Fern Britton who is leaving This Morning; I wish she had left many mornings ago. Despite her constant juvenile sexual innuendo, cuddly, bubbly, comfortable being obese Fern, who pretended to millions of loyal viewers that she was losing weight through exercise, healthy eating and improved lifestyle, but had secretly had a gastric band fitted to stop the flow of garbage...
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Funny story:  Wet Dreams - Do You Remember Them?

Wet Dreams - Do You Remember Them?

We all look back on our youth through rose-tinted spectacles, remembering our naive wide-eyed innocence and conveniently forgetting how we bullied other youths; weaker, uglier and less popular youths - often demanding money and cutting their faces with a scalpel if they didn't reciprocate, or a few days spent in the 'hot-box of hell' to give them time to think about it. They always paid up. Yes...
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