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Funny story:  Nick the Dickhead once denied the holocaust, now he's really crossed his wireless wires!

Nick the Dickhead once denied the holocaust, now he's really crossed his wireless wires!

BNP leader, Nick Griffin, our loveable, cuddly BNP leader once denied the holocaust, he's an idiot, so what! Anybody who denies the holocaust is a complete idiot! Anybody who is allowed to appear on the BBC with such arguments, is also a complete idiot! Anybody who stands up for the right to express his or her views about the demographic development of the UK, homosexual relationships, im...
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Funny story:  The "Peace of Pizza" saga!

The "Peace of Pizza" saga!

Recoiling global "Pizza Bakers" are shocked at the massive attention being given to them recently by the satirical press. From the deep, very dark, sinister minds of sleuth, spoof writers reaching the 4 corners of the planet "Pizza Bakers" are in the limelight and actually don't know how to handle their newly found fame! Once upon a time it was a toss, a Margherita, tuna fish Spezielle, etc,...
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Funny story:  The totally, utterly maniac Spoof team exposed on St.Jagged's alias Jaggedone's blogsite!

The totally, utterly maniac Spoof team exposed on St.Jagged's alias Jaggedone's blogsite!

Warning! This piece of shit was written under a bridge in Amsterdam, whilst fucking stoned, it's not fit for human consumption but better than Nitschke! (being totally subjective, Adolf!) Avid and true Jaggedone's, St.Jagged has been travelling the cyber universe and has now returned from his billion mile travelling stints to reveal the TRUTH about where St.Jagged (disguised as Jaggedone!) has...
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Funny story:  GOD gives interview to The Spoof implying world is full of "Power Crazed, greedy Bastards!"

GOD gives interview to The Spoof implying world is full of "Power Crazed, greedy Bastards!"

GOD (yes the real GOD, who?) has given an exclusive interview to the Spoof family of writers and readers. Astonished by this call from above (or below!) The Spoof, believing that the whole thing was a sham, decided eventually to send a representative to this astonishing, historical occasion reason being: The Spoof has no boundaries, heavenly or hellish! Anyway, The Spoof ordered Jaggedone and h...
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Funny story:  Bargis Tryhol Agent 004: Let the real fun begin!

Bargis Tryhol Agent 004: Let the real fun begin!

"OK, OK, QT, we've penetrated but are we being tracked, Blowme-job is an artful dodger I,m sure he'll be busy shagging groupies, no, maybe our chance is to slip one over and join the mother fucker!" "Why the hell are we here anyway, QT?" Bargis gleefully giggled with a chidish, slightly mocking grin. "Keep focused, no horny diversions, just exterminate Blowme-job, keep him from acting out hi...
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Funny story:  Racism conferenence causes a "slight" diplomatic upset

Racism conferenence causes a "slight" diplomatic upset

The CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporters, well known here on The Spoof has just this second relayed another world blockbuster regarding Mr Ahmedinejad (President of Iran) and his very best friend Mr Netanyahu (Prime Minsiter of Israel). This telephone conversation was tapped by ace CIA reporter Hansi Gobballs in the turkish baths (all steamed up) in downtown Geneva, Switzerland. Ahme...
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Funny story:  No laughs for Killing Joke

No laughs for Killing Joke

Killing Joke Frontman Jaz Coleman ordered the global music press for a press conference last week. The music press turned up with high expectancies regarding the release of yet another masterpiece and tour dates from the 5 x reincarnated band. They survived punk, new age, Joy Division, industrial metal, the Millenium (not the Robby crap Williams version by the way!) and now the worlds underground/...
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Funny story:  New Metal Occult Band formed by Alisteir Crowley, Jimmy Page and Jaz

New Metal Occult Band formed by Alisteir Crowley, Jimmy Page and Jaz

As a reaction to the rejection of my superb piece relating to a spoof press conference held by Jaz from Killing Joke I immediately called Jaz and informed him of the apparent lack of understanding and acceptance for esoterical/occult subject matter on the spoof site. In his anger he immediately informed the satanic underworld, touched based with Alisteir who in - turn informed Jimmy Page and t...
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Funny story:  A Streetcar Named Desire

A Streetcar Named Desire

The penniless entertainer entered middle stage to echoing, rapturous applause from the three paying spectators, his mum, his granny and his mingy dog, who had dared to enter the empty theatre and even pay for the premier of this unknown celebrity. Shaking and crapping in his pants, the unknown actor begun his one-man show, attempting to convince his spectators of the hidden genius bootled up in...
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