Warning! This piece of shit was written under a bridge in Amsterdam, whilst fucking stoned, it's not fit for human consumption but better than Nitschke! (being totally subjective, Adolf!)
Avid and true Jaggedone's, St.Jagged has been travelling the cyber universe and has now returned from his billion mile travelling stints to reveal the TRUTH about where St.Jagged (disguised as Jaggedone!) has...
GOD (yes the real GOD, who?) has given an exclusive interview to the Spoof family of writers and readers. Astonished by this call from above (or below!) The Spoof, believing that the whole thing was a sham, decided eventually to send a representative to this astonishing, historical occasion reason being: The Spoof has no boundaries, heavenly or hellish!
Anyway, The Spoof ordered Jaggedone and h...
"OK, OK, QT, we've penetrated but are we being tracked, Blowme-job is an artful dodger I,m sure he'll be busy shagging groupies, no, maybe our chance is to slip one over and join the mother fucker!"
"Why the hell are we here anyway, QT?" Bargis gleefully giggled with a chidish, slightly mocking grin.
"Keep focused, no horny diversions, just exterminate Blowme-job, keep him from acting out hi...
The CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporters, well known here on The Spoof has just this second relayed another world blockbuster regarding Mr Ahmedinejad (President of Iran) and his very best friend Mr Netanyahu (Prime Minsiter of Israel).
This telephone conversation was tapped by ace CIA reporter Hansi Gobballs in the turkish baths (all steamed up) in downtown Geneva, Switzerland.
Ahme...
Killing Joke Frontman Jaz Coleman ordered the global music press for a press conference last week. The music press turned up with high expectancies regarding the release of yet another masterpiece and tour dates from the 5 x reincarnated band. They survived punk, new age, Joy Division, industrial metal, the Millenium (not the Robby crap Williams version by the way!) and now the worlds underground/...
As a reaction to the rejection of my superb piece relating to a spoof press conference held by Jaz from Killing Joke I immediately called Jaz and informed him of the apparent lack of understanding and acceptance for esoterical/occult subject matter on the spoof site.
In his anger he immediately informed the satanic underworld, touched based with Alisteir who in - turn informed Jimmy Page and t...
The penniless entertainer entered middle stage to echoing, rapturous applause from the three paying spectators, his mum, his granny and his mingy dog, who had dared to enter the empty theatre and even pay for the premier of this unknown celebrity.
Shaking and crapping in his pants, the unknown actor begun his one-man show, attempting to convince his spectators of the hidden genius bootled up in...