Bottled water- who could ever, outside of professional con men such as P.T. Barnum and Soapy Smith, would ever have thought that it would be possible to put water in a bottle and actually get someone to buy it, except, perhaps nomads crossing the Sahara (they, however, did not have bottles until recently and even those are bleached out ones that have floated across the Mediteranian from Spain. The...
THE BIRTH OF BOND, JIMMIE BOND
Who was the first James Bond on film?
Sean Connery?
Yes, that is true if you go strictly by movie films. Could you believe that there was a television version of Ian Flemings Casino Royale that predated Connery's first outing as Bond by eight years? And can you believe that James in this Hollywood version was an AMERICAN (!!!) and went by the nickname 'Ji...
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!
Where are all the Hellfire and Brimstone preachers at?
Where are they when you need them?
A hurricane is bearing down on the Republican National Convention and you don't hear a peep out of them.
Are they out hiding their heads under a rock?
If it were the Democratic National Convention you would surely be hearing that it was God's wrath descending upon t...
The advent and incredible popularity of the Internet has resulted in an outbreak of the strange psychological malady known as 'Freeitis'.
Freeitis is a recent mental disease in which a person, growing used to getting everything for free on the Internet, ie. free downloads, free music, free videos, etc., then grows to expect everything in life to be for free. Some of those afflicted, usually ha...
News highlights- Reuters- April 1, 2020.
SWITZERLAND- The once wealthy nation of Switzerland, still refusing to join the EU, has suffered yet another downturn in it's economy. At one time the jewel of Europe and one of it's wealthiest countries in the world this small land is suffering its blackest financial year yet as the last bulwark of its economy, the Swiss Cuckoo Clock Factory has had to...
Ex Minister of Vice Dick Cheney has come out (no, not out of the closet. Don't we wish!) and said that Sarah Palin was a poor choice for Vice President. Well son of a gun! It's the pot calling the kettle black!
Let's take a look at why Palin WOULD have been a better vice President than Cheney ever was:
Palin actually did things for the people of Alaska. She didn't just come in and push peop...
The following petition has been circulating widely in the forested areas of America for the last few weeks, especially in the West Coast region.It has been spreading alarm amidst the more decent members of our society and has the Bible Belt people up in arms. It has been getting steady play on all the news channels and FOX News especially has picked it up as a banner waving cause:
There is a gr...
Hello folks.
How are things going for you?
That's good.
At the moment I am hold up in an abandoned farmhouse in the Midwest.
I have it boarded up and sealed off as much as possible.
I don't do this normally.
It's just that present conditions demand it.
(Crashing sounds coming from background) "Aaaaaarrrrhhhh! !!!!! Grrrr!!!!"
Excuse me a moment please. "DIE, CREATURE...
I bought my computer, but Bill Gates still owns it.
At least that's the way it seems.
I bought my Sony Vaio Mini (which I am happy with except for its unfortunate affiliation with the a fore mentioned gentleman) after a bad run of karma with my prior two computers. Both were Toshibas (again, both fine computers.). The first was 'permanently borrowed' by an thieving drug addict who, when I g...
There are levels of Hell that even Dante did not know.
Hells that are not bright and hot but with an icy cold that freezes thought itself.
Hells of place, of emotion, of mind, of other people.
And there are places on earth where these Hells break to the surface and there manifest.
There are types of the undead that have never been written of
We know of vampires and werewolves and polterge...
A 33 year old Knoxville, Tennessee man has asked a judge there to 'give him a break' in paying his alimony to 11 women with whom he has fathered 30 children (This is true).
Desmond Hatchett, who works a minimum wage job, says life is difficult for him because he pays half of his already miniscule salary to the unmarried women who bore his migrating sperm to fruition.
Some women receive the...
Human beings appear to be the only creatures that can have sex sheerly out of pleasure. The animals seem to do it mostly as a matter of course. I mean, can you imagine a lobster having pleasure out of intercourse? Or a walrus? In fact, with a lot of our fellow earth dwellers you wonder how they can even mate at all due the the difficulty of their embodiments or the ugliness of their partners. Stil...
They rap on and on, but those 'songs' the rappers spill from their lips and their hips just seem to go in circles that lead nowhere. Isn't it time they finally listened to non-rap brother Aaron Neville and just 'Tell It Like It Is"?
(Rap these refrains to any ol' music that comes into your head.)
I want bling,
bling is everything
I wear bling on my ear
so long as it doesn't make me...
It seems some of our most beloved Middle-eastern dictators penned a few novels before their untimely demises. Omar Khaddafi had written a romance novel before his beating by his own people and his buddy Saddam Hussein before his capture had written four romance (!) novels and had finished another in his prison cell before his execution. One of the books had been made into a twenty part television...
God, Allah and Jehovah were walking along a heavenly path, arguing as usual.
"Your people are causing trouble again and again and again!" God scolded Allah.
"Well, if Mr. Jehovah didn't insist on having the Jewish paradise in the middle of our land then things might be a lot more relaxed." retorted Allah.
"As I remember your people came charging through the entire Mid East a thousand yea...
Start a new war to refocus attention off the bad state of national affairs and to bolster arm sales and allow corporate 'service' interests to leech money off the taxpayers to 'support' the military effort.
Start a 'Threat To Be Terrified Of ' of the week campaign
Do workers a 'favor' by allowing them to work three jobs to survive.
Fence off of Washington D.C. to anyone without connection...
THE MIDDLE AGES- A WITCH BURNING:
SANTORUM: This harlot before us is one of Satan's own who has used her for a tool of His evil! We must burn her until only the ashes of her sinfulness remain. The evidence shows her wickedness: she was seen dancing naked in the moonlight, she does not attend church on the Sabbath day, and she bathes only once a month. This last sin should make her burn all th...
There is a little known fact about Alaska that people should become aware of. One of the five major possessors of land in AK is the Alaskan Psychiatric Institute and it's clients. That's right, you've guessed it, crazy people own one fifth of our biggest state. Even lesser well known is that they put them all in one place where they could keep an eye on them- Fairbanks!
A lot of secretive p...
Here Are Some Really Scary Thoughts:
The people running for President have no problem wasting huge sums of other people's money and spending incredible amounts of time making themselves look good for the campaigns. What is to prevent them from doing the same when they are elected.
Medically, Dick Cheney does not have a pulse because of his heart pump.
The definition of a terrorist also f...
Ther nedes to bee a law aganst smart peeple. They R the reel reeson behind a lot of the wurlds problems. Evri won blames bad peeple fur the trubbles that exist butt if u investigaat depeley enuf u will sea that itt is reely peeple with two mani branes that are respocible fur much ov the wohs uv our plannet.
Fur instanse, taik a look at Acmajinudad (don't expect mee to nowe how to spel THAT na...
Burkas are the head to toe traditional wear for adult females in the most fundamentalist of Islamic countries. They are designed to cover up all possibilities of erotic stimulation coming from even the oldest of women. Standard wear in much of Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia, they are scorned as repressive by women throughout the rest of the world. It bears reexamining, however, as Western women migh...
Charlie Brown of the comic strip 'Peanuts' fame grew up to be a manager of a Seven Eleven and invested much of his meager salary in stocks during the nineties. When the economic collapse of 2008 hit his stock savings were wiped out, he lost his small suburban house and almost ended up homeless. He spent many nights musing over what had gone wrong.
Lucy Van Pelt (Lucy from Peanuts) grew up to be...