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Funny story:  A Jewish Guy, A Muslim Guy And God Walk Into A Bar...

A Jewish Guy, A Muslim Guy And God Walk Into A Bar...

A Jewish guy, a Muslim guy and God walk into a bar..........wait a moment......nuts.... I can't remember how that one goes.... I'll have to tell you another one instead: God is busy at his desk in heaven looking over paperwork when St, Peter comes up to Him. "Hello, St. Peter. What's happening?" "Good day, Lord. There is a Jewish man and a Muslim man at the gate who wish to go over so...
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Funny story:  Due To Biting The Hand That Bailed It, AIG Forced To Drop "American" From Name

Due To Biting The Hand That Bailed It, AIG Forced To Drop "American" From Name

Due to the corporation American International Group even THINKING about suing the U.S. Government after getting bailed out by every taxpayer in the country the government has responded by demanding that the company drop the "American" part of their name. Ex AIG CEO Maurice Greenberg wanted to join in a joint lawsuit against the government stating that the details of the bailout deprived sharehold...
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Funny story:  Non-Booby Barbie

Non-Booby Barbie

A while back Mattel Inc. announced that it would be 'downsizing' their trademark, their symbol, their meal ticket, the Barbie doll. Barbie, that picture perfect plastic woman doll who represented many a young girl's dreams of femininity. "Downsizing' in this respect means that her famous hourglass figure- the dimensional stuff many would be Playboy bunnies dreams are made of- were reduced to a...
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Funny story:  Jesus Cancels Second Coming Due To Lack Of Interest

Jesus Cancels Second Coming Due To Lack Of Interest

The long awaited Second Coming of Jesus Christ has been canceled. Jesus Himself has ordered this. Coming down incognito to plan for his much anticipated descension to the same world that had rejected him so many millenia ago, He scoped out the scene to ascertain how He would pull it off. He wasn't happy with what he found. Interviewed on one of the many talk shows that populate the mor...
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Funny story:  NRA Finds Just The Exact Man For Their Propaganda Ministry

NRA Finds Just The Exact Man For Their Propaganda Ministry

The National Rifle Association, caught like a raccoon in the headlights by the shooting of grade school children, has been awfully quiet since the incident. The shooting puts them in a very negative light since they support the sales of the very weapons that tore up the bodies of the little kids at Sandy Hook. They have finally announced that they will be holding a press conference on the Friday a...
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Funny story:  So Long, Farewell, Auf Wedersehen, Adieu! The End Is Coming And It Will Get You Too

So Long, Farewell, Auf Wedersehen, Adieu! The End Is Coming And It Will Get You Too

Greetings dear Readers! As we all know the legendary 21st of December is almost upon us which means that according to the Mayan Calendar tomorrow we are all going to croak in horrible ways. On behalf of myself and the rest of the Spoof staff I just wanted to take this time to say thanks to all our readers and that it has been a fun ride. You have been a swell audience and we have certainly had...
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Funny story:  Gunman Breaks Into NRA, Starts Blasting Away With NRA Supported Gun

Gunman Breaks Into NRA, Starts Blasting Away With NRA Supported Gun

A lone gunman stormed the NRA headquarters in Fairfax, Virginia causing bloody mayhem. Managing to gain entrance by flashing his membership card to the guards at the door, the marauder charged in firing indiscriminately in all directions using a NRA approved assault rifle that the organization has been fighting to be allowed to sell openly. It is known that a number of people in the office are...
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Funny story:  New In The Cinema! The EXTENDABLES - Four Ex-Presidents Fight To Get Their Old Jobs Back!

New In The Cinema! The EXTENDABLES - Four Ex-Presidents Fight To Get Their Old Jobs Back!

NEW NEWS FROM THE SPOOF MOVIE DEPARTMENT- A new feature film from the U.S.- THE EXTENDABLES! Four ex-Presidents. Four hearts still filled with a passion for the game. Together they form a super team- THE EXTENDABLES!!!!!! The tale of first class Presidents now turned into first class fighting machines. Able to rip old legislation apart with their bare hands! Able to create new laws...
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Funny story:  Leeds Inventor Comes Up With T Shirt That Changes Color- How About A Woman's Shirt That Becomes Invisible Instead?

Leeds Inventor Comes Up With T Shirt That Changes Color- How About A Woman's Shirt That Becomes Invisible Instead?

A Leeds inventor has come up with a t-shirt that changes colour according to how much sun there is. It is supposed to warn the wearer about the possibility of getting skin cancer. E.E.C. Investigators quickly smelled a rat, however, and pounced on it. The would be inventor was apprehended and immediately charged with fraud. What tipped them off was that the sun rarely shines in Leeds. "It was...
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Funny story:  James Bond's Skyfall Has More Holes In It Than Oddjob After Bond Shot Him.

James Bond's Skyfall Has More Holes In It Than Oddjob After Bond Shot Him.

WARNING! THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS! YES, ENOUGH TO RUIN THE MOVIE FOR YOU IF YOU READ THEM. AND YES, I AM A BASTARD FOR WRITING THEM. Skyfall, the newest of the James Bond series that is now in its fiftieth year of creation, is an expensively made, well wrought thriller with gorgeous scenery, gorgeous music (by Adele) gorgeous women, gorgeous violence and, unfortunately a story line with s...
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Funny story:  Super Powered Newcomers Vie For The Chance To Join Marvel Comics Avengers Team.

Super Powered Newcomers Vie For The Chance To Join Marvel Comics Avengers Team.

Marvel Comics Holds Audition For new Members To The Avengers; Many Rejected. Marvel Comics today announced which of the new rash of superheroes wishing to join the elite fighting force called the Avengers who were rejected. Sadly, there are always a number of aspiring young do-gooders who do not make the grade simply because their super power isn't super enough. Being a dynamic team whose succe...
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Funny story:  What Would Have Happened If Famous Singers Had Had To Go Through Simon Cowell's Gauntlet On American Idol?

What Would Have Happened If Famous Singers Had Had To Go Through Simon Cowell's Gauntlet On American Idol?

Where would they be today if now famous pop artists had gone through the initiation process gauntlet that other contestants had gone through on the mega hit American Idol Show? If they had to withstand Simon Cowell's smarmy, dagger sharp verdicts many would have probably been mowed down like mushrooms to a lawn mower. Let's take a trip back to the mid 2000's and see how many of today's artists wou...
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Funny story:  Spoof Exclusive! First Ever Interview With The Master Spy Of All- JAMES BOND!!!!!

Spoof Exclusive! First Ever Interview With The Master Spy Of All- JAMES BOND!!!!!

The Spoof has succeeded in scoring the first ever interview with that icon of masculinity and daring do, that virile epitome of super secret spydom, that name that causes gorgeous women's inner plumbing to contract in excited anticipation, the one, the only, JAMES BOND, British Agent Number 007, who has a license to kill and to thrill. We tracked Mr. Bond to his latest dwelling, the M.Z. Mone...
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Funny story:  I, Rfreed, Give Forth My Concession Speech After Losing The Election For Dictator Of The United States

I, Rfreed, Give Forth My Concession Speech After Losing The Election For Dictator Of The United States

In lieu of my humilitaing defeat yesterday as I vied with two lesser alleged human beings for the coveted role of Dictator Of America, I must now bow to present social convention and offer to the public my Concession Speech, which is the modern equivalent of being stocked and pillored in the public square for all to see. So here is my Concession Speech, for all you insects who, if I had won, would...
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Funny story:  God Throws In His Two Bits About The Election

God Throws In His Two Bits About The Election

We interrupt this website to bring you an important news development. God has appeared in the clouds above New York, the news media center of the United States, if not the whole world. The Majestic One appeared upset and annoyed, his great continence etched with lines of anger and his eyes blazing. His voice was powerful, echoing throughout every street and alley in Manhatten: "Could yo...
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Funny story:  Oh My God! Stop the Election! Stop The Election Before It Is Too Late!

Oh My God! Stop the Election! Stop The Election Before It Is Too Late!

Oh my God!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!! Stop the presses! This is too big..... Some how, some way we've got to stop the election! I've just discovered something …....something terrible! Something you won't believe. I'm at an off loading dock in Oakland for container ships. I'm typing this on my cell phone. The Chinese.....oh my God!!.... The Red Chinese have totally infiltrated the election! T...
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Funny story:  U.S. Magazines Announce Their Endorsement For President

U.S. Magazines Announce Their Endorsement For President

FAMOUS MAGAZINES MAKE THEIR PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENTS. Rolling Stone- "Jerry Garcia Man! He'd make the bitchiness President ever! Wait, what do you mean he's dead?" Playboy- "Bill Clinton! We'd be able to make a lot of copy if he were back in the saddle!" Cosmopolitan- "Sarah Palin! What a hot cover we'd have if she were elected! And the sexy articles we could write." Sports Il...
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Funny story:  'He Who Shall Not Be Named' Part 2 - 'She Who Shall Not Be Named'!

'He Who Shall Not Be Named' Part 2 - 'She Who Shall Not Be Named'!

Mitch Couler, the Senior manager Of the Romney campaign in the D.C. Area had recovered nicely from the seizures induced when he learned that both 'He Who Shall Not Be Named' and Dick Cheney both had come out in support of Romney and were insisting on delivering speeches in support of the candidate. He came out of the illness so well, in fact, that he was able to return to work two days later, jus...
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Funny story:  'He Who Shall Not Be Named' Causes Turbulence At Romney Headquarters

'He Who Shall Not Be Named' Causes Turbulence At Romney Headquarters

There was great tension at the Republican Campaign Headquarters that morning as the worker bees entered their office in D.C. As with every campaign, unexpected situations come up. "'He Who Shall Not Be Named'" wants to endorse Romney." stated Mitch Couler to the group, his face drawn and pained from the trials of running a difficult campaign that was getting down to the wire. "Oh my God, n...
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Funny story:  The People's Republic Of Uzupis - Where Humor And Insanity Get Their Chance. (A Real Place!)

The People's Republic Of Uzupis - Where Humor And Insanity Get Their Chance. (A Real Place!)

Forget what it says about this being a spoof at the bottom of the page - The People's Republic Of Uzupis is a REAL place! In 1991 the people of Lithuania declared their independence from the Soviet Union. In 1997 the people of Uzupis, a district of Vilnius, the capital of Lithuania, declared their independence from Lithuania and got it, sort of. Uzupis is a quiet part of town on the far side...
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Funny story:  I, Rfreed, Announce My Candidacy For Dictator Of The United States, Shortly To Be Renamed The Slave States Of America.

I, Rfreed, Announce My Candidacy For Dictator Of The United States, Shortly To Be Renamed The Slave States Of America.

I, rfreed, hereby announce my candidacy for Dictator of the United States of America. I realize that this is a little late in the campaign season to be announcing this, but dictators don't worry about such things. We know that as dictators, we can manipulate things in our favor. In this case I have wisely waited until the other two candidates have successfully eliminated all others in their party...
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Funny story:  Iranian News Agency Picks Up Satirical Onion Article About Obama As Being Real News

Iranian News Agency Picks Up Satirical Onion Article About Obama As Being Real News

Note to readers, this article is an experiment in new software equipment that makes the material visible to the public reading audience as it is typed and being viewed by an editor. It reflects an effort by the journalistic community to get the latest news and writings out to the reading community with as little delay and interference as possible. Thank you and enjoy the article. A major med...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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