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Funny story:  A List of 10 Little Known Facts About David Letterman

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About David Letterman

David Letterman has stated that the greatest late night talk show host of all time was Johnny Carson. He pointed out that Johnny is without a doubt the best even though Jay "The Chinmaster" Leno thinks that he is. David has gone on record as saying that Leno and him both learned 90 percent of what they know about being late night TV talk show hosts from the great Johnny Carson. He then adde...
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Funny story:  The List of Ten Little Known Facts About Taylor Swift

The List of Ten Little Known Facts About Taylor Swift

The 22-year-old country singer Taylor Alison Swift was born in Reading, Pennsylvania and oddly enough she has said that in school her favorite subject was reading. Over the years there has been widespread speculation as to who Taylor Swift was named after. Some news publications and agencies have stated that she was named after Elizabeth Taylor. Others have said that she was named after come...
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Funny story:  The List of Ten Rejected Automobile Names For 2013

The List of Ten Rejected Automobile Names For 2013

Cordell "Carburetor" Fitzwalter is the chief senior executive writer for Showroom Floor Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine. The Michigan native has just spent two months traveling throughout the United States and visiting countless automobile corporate industry offices. Fitzwalter has conducted dozens of interviews with corporate CEO's, presidents, and directors of inter-corporate departments...
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Funny story:  Nadya Suleman AKA "OctoMom" Files For Bankruptcy - Plans To Appear In A Porn Movie

Nadya Suleman AKA "OctoMom" Files For Bankruptcy - Plans To Appear In A Porn Movie

LA HABRA, California - Nadya Suleman has stated that she is $1 million in debt and that her house is in foreclosure as she owes $30,000 back rent. "OctoMom" added that she has gone ahead and filed for bankruptcy under California's Chapter 7. She recently sat down at her home in La Habra and spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight. Suleman revealed that she has decided to do somet...
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Funny story:  The Wonderful Wacky World of Politics - Intro By Gary Busey

The Wonderful Wacky World of Politics - Intro By Gary Busey

That infamous actor Gary Busey once said, "The wonderful wacky world of politics is kinda like a great big bowl of fruit. Some of the fruits are apples, some are bananas, some are lemons, some are kumquats, and some are coconuts but the bottom line is that they are all friggin fruit." Here are some statements, comments, sayings, rants, quotes, diatribes, observations, tirades, harangues, and st...
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Funny story:  Ten Little Known Facts About Tonight Show Host Jay Leno

Ten Little Known Facts About Tonight Show Host Jay Leno

Jay Leno says that he loves hosting The Tonight Show so much that he plans on doing it when he is well into his 80s even if he has to do the stand up monologue using a walker. He recently told Carolina Chipotle of Bedroom Pillow Talk that if he is ever fired by NBC that he would possibly consider burning down The Tonight Show studio. Leno acknowledged that he knows it will probably mean that...
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Funny story:  Joan Rivers Says That Christina Aguilera Needs To Cut Back On The Burgers, Pizza, and Burritos

Joan Rivers Says That Christina Aguilera Needs To Cut Back On The Burgers, Pizza, and Burritos

MANHATTAN - Reality TV star Joan Rivers, who stars in Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? and The Fashion Police was having lunch with her plain-featured platitudinous daughter Melissa at the highly popular Cinderella Cafeteria. The two Yiddish gals were easily overheard talking about having watched Christina Aguilera perform the other night on The Voice. Joan, 78, who was having a spinach...
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Funny story:  Political Facebook - Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich Discuss Mitt Romney

Political Facebook - Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich Discuss Mitt Romney

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Rick Santorum: Hey Newt are you there? 9:01 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Yeah Rick. I just finished having a piece of toast with some expensive butter that I have imported from Holland once a week. 9:04 a.m. Rick Santorum: Wow! I betcha it's good. 9:07 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Rick, it is so darn good, I actually hate to eat it. 9:11 a.m. Rick Santorum: Say Newt I just want...
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Funny story:  A Listing of Names of Countries And Where Their Names Came From

A Listing of Names of Countries And Where Their Names Came From

World renown expert on countries Zorbatini Teakettle has just published his 17th book. His latest publication is titled The Origin of The Word Samoa and Some More Country Name Origins. Mr. Teakettle, a native of Woonsocket, Rhode Island, has personally traveled to 195 of the world's 196 countries. He recently appeared on The View and was asked by co-host Whoopi Goldberg, which is the only c...
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Funny story:  Political Facebook - Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, and Sarah Palin

Political Facebook - Newt Gingrich, Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, and Sarah Palin

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Newt Gingrich: Hi Rick. Well old pal it looks like I'm done. I don't have a snowballs chance in hell of beating "Old Mittens." 10:01 a.m. Rick Santorum: I hear you Newton. I am feeling the same way. I don't think I've been this disappointed since back in high school when I asked the head cheerleader, Sadie Sue Von Buttermilk to the prom and she told me that she wanted to...
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Funny story:  Glenn "Crybaby" Beck States That He Will Cry A Lot of Tears If Mitt Romney Is The GOP Presidential Candidate

Glenn "Crybaby" Beck States That He Will Cry A Lot of Tears If Mitt Romney Is The GOP Presidential Candidate

POCATELLO, Idaho - Glenn Beck was in Pocatello visiting one of the largest potato museums in the world, The Spud Land Museum & Gift Shop. He was accompanied by his 4-year-old niece Daisy Parpaletti, who looks just like him except she's a lot smaller, she's a girl, and she does not cry anywhere near as much as her uncle. Beck was asked by Mistletoe Bulova, a very pretty reporter with The...
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Funny story:  The List of Ten Television Reality Shows That Were Rejected For 2012

The List of Ten Television Reality Shows That Were Rejected For 2012

HOLLYWOOD - The Television Coalition For Reality Show Development has just announced ten shows that have been rejected for 2012. Armstrong Jimmy Pennypocket senior executive director in charge of TTCFRSD, or TTC as it is known for short, stated that every year they are literally sent hundreds of reality show videos that producers hope get picked up. Pennypocket noted that usually TTC is righ...
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Funny story:  The Top 10 Most Unpopular Drinks of 2012

The Top 10 Most Unpopular Drinks of 2012

Adult Beverage Magazine has just released their list of The Top 10 Most Unpopular Drinks of 2012. Magazine Editor Ballantine Brouhahaburger, 88, pointed out that this year a total of 917,361 people responded to The Adult Beverage Magazine Rate The Drinks Survey. People from every state in the union participated in the survey. The Rate The Drinks Survey committee executive senior director Gen...
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Funny story:  Political Facebook - Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul

Political Facebook - Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Rick Santorum: Hey Mitt how's your Etch A Sketch doing? 8:14 a.m. Mitt Romney: It's doing great Ricky boy. Do you still really feel that if I ran against President Obama that Republicans should vote for him and not me, a GOPer. 8:19 a.m. Rick Santorum: Do skunks stink? Is Lake Michigan wet? Does Lindsay Lohan have hundreds and hundreds of freckles? Of course I do "Hai...
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Funny story:  The Top Ten Political Etch A Sketch Sayings of The Month

The Top Ten Political Etch A Sketch Sayings of The Month

Ever since Mitt Romney spokesperson Eric "The Red" Fehrnstrom made his Etch A Sketch remark at a political campaign rally at a Pizza Gal Restaurant parking lot in Missoula, Montana, the name of the toy has been used more times than the words "Where's the clicker?" The following list was compiled by the verbiage gathering agency known as Did You Hear That, Inc. which is based in Kalamazoo, Michi...
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Funny story:  Some Newly Approved State License Plate Slogans

Some Newly Approved State License Plate Slogans

The United States Commission on State License Plate Slogan Approval has just granted ten states permission to change their vehicular license plate slogans for 2013. The executive director of TUSCOSLPSA Winnie Leona "Tags" Tagliobissi stated that they had to reject the slogans of two states and ask that they submit a secondary entry. The commission rejected Arizona's slogan "The Non-Hola Stat...
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Funny story:  Political Facebook - Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck

Political Facebook - Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Glenn Beck: Hey Rush, how the hell are you holding up you big mouth scumbag? 9:03 a.m. Rush Limbaugh: Oh, I guess I'm okay Glenn, considering that so far I have lost 11 of my radio talk show sponsors. 9:07 a.m. Glenn Beck: I know the feeling fat boy believe me. I lost every single one of my sponsors and as you know shortly after that I lost my job and now I'm getting...
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Funny story:  A Los Angeles County Judge Says That She Is Pleased At The New and Improved Lindsay Lohan

A Los Angeles County Judge Says That She Is Pleased At The New and Improved Lindsay Lohan

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan showed up for her court hearing with her long flowing blonde mane and accompanied by her attorney Shawn "Buddy" Holley. Ms. Holley told the assembled news media that Miss Lohan would not be answering any questions due to the fact that she has been known to say things that have been taken wrong and ended up painting a picture of her that is just not realistic. "Lin...
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Funny story:  George Clooney Talks Candidly About Girlfriend Stacy Keibler's Perfect 'Pin-Up' Body

George Clooney Talks Candidly About Girlfriend Stacy Keibler's Perfect 'Pin-Up' Body

HOLLYWOOD - George Clooney and girlfriend Stacy Keibler were recently seen having a great time at The Giggle Giggle Comedy Club in Hollywood. The couple had gone to see a good friend of Clooney's stand up comic Zydeco Dupree. The Louisiana native is also a roving reporter for iRumors so he is well know to most of Tinsel Town's A-List celebrities. After Dupree finished his 21-minute comedy ro...
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Funny story:  Political Facebook - Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, & John Boehner

Political Facebook - Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Newt Gingrich, & John Boehner

Political Facebook Ron Paul: Okay Mitt, so when are you and Captain Kangaroo Gingrich gonna come on down to Texas and take me up on my offer of that 25-mile bike ride? 9:03 a.m. Mitt Romney: Ron, I have no plans of doing such a thing. And besides I do not even own a bike. 9:07 a.m. Ron Paul: That's not a problem Mitty old boy. You can use my wife's bike. It's pink but hell, I'm pretty...
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Funny story:  Political Facebook - Mitt Romney and Ron Paul

Political Facebook - Mitt Romney and Ron Paul

Political Facebook Mitt Romney: Hi Ron, well it's been quite a week huh? With Jon Huntsman and Rick Perry dropping out that now leaves only four of us in the GOP presidential race. 2:11 p.m. Ron Paul: Yes it does Mitt old boy. But I really have a feeling that old slick Rick Santorum will be dropping out pretty soon. 2:16 p.m. Mitt Romney: What makes you say that? 2:21 p.m. Ron Paul:...
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Funny story:  Political Facebook - Newt Gingrich and Rick Perry

Political Facebook - Newt Gingrich and Rick Perry

POLITICAL FACEBOOK Newt Gingrich: Rick I am going to have to ask you to please refrain from mentioning my two ex-wives and the fact that I dumped them. My present wife Callista is upset and she is starting to get a little bit insecure. 11:20 a.m. Rick Perry: I'm sorry Newt, I do recall your first wife and your second wife but I cannot recall your third wife. 11:24 a.m. Newt Gingrich: Lo...
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