A Leeds inventor has come up with a t-shirt that changes colour according to how much sun there is. It is supposed to warn the wearer about the possibility of getting skin cancer.
E.E.C. Investigators quickly smelled a rat, however, and pounced on it. The would be inventor was apprehended and immediately charged with fraud. What tipped them off was that the sun rarely shines in Leeds.
"It was...
WARNING! THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS! YES, ENOUGH TO RUIN THE MOVIE FOR YOU IF YOU READ THEM. AND YES, I AM A BASTARD FOR WRITING THEM.
Skyfall, the newest of the James Bond series that is now in its fiftieth year of creation, is an expensively made, well wrought thriller with gorgeous scenery, gorgeous music (by Adele) gorgeous women, gorgeous violence and, unfortunately a story line with s...
Marvel Comics Holds Audition For new Members To The Avengers; Many Rejected.
Marvel Comics today announced which of the new rash of superheroes wishing to join the elite fighting force called the Avengers who were rejected. Sadly, there are always a number of aspiring young do-gooders who do not make the grade simply because their super power isn't super enough. Being a dynamic team whose succe...
Where would they be today if now famous pop artists had gone through the initiation process gauntlet that other contestants had gone through on the mega hit American Idol Show? If they had to withstand Simon Cowell's smarmy, dagger sharp verdicts many would have probably been mowed down like mushrooms to a lawn mower. Let's take a trip back to the mid 2000's and see how many of today's artists wou...
The Spoof has succeeded in scoring the first ever interview with that icon of masculinity and daring do, that virile epitome of super secret spydom, that name that causes gorgeous women's inner plumbing to contract in excited anticipation, the one, the only, JAMES BOND, British Agent Number 007, who has a license to kill and to thrill.
We tracked Mr. Bond to his latest dwelling, the M.Z. Mone...
In lieu of my humilitaing defeat yesterday as I vied with two lesser alleged human beings for the coveted role of Dictator Of America, I must now bow to present social convention and offer to the public my Concession Speech, which is the modern equivalent of being stocked and pillored in the public square for all to see. So here is my Concession Speech, for all you insects who, if I had won, would...
We interrupt this website to bring you an important news development.
God has appeared in the clouds above New York, the news media center of the United States, if not the whole world. The Majestic One appeared upset and annoyed, his great continence etched with lines of anger and his eyes blazing.
His voice was powerful, echoing throughout every street and alley in Manhatten:
"Could yo...
Oh my God!!!!!! Oh my God!!!!!!!
Stop the presses! This is too big.....
Some how, some way we've got to stop the election!
I've just discovered something …....something terrible!
Something you won't believe.
I'm at an off loading dock in Oakland for container ships.
I'm typing this on my cell phone.
The Chinese.....oh my God!!.... The Red Chinese have totally infiltrated the election!
T...
FAMOUS MAGAZINES MAKE THEIR PRESIDENTIAL ENDORSEMENTS.
Rolling Stone- "Jerry Garcia Man! He'd make the bitchiness President ever! Wait, what do you mean he's dead?"
Playboy- "Bill Clinton! We'd be able to make a lot of copy if he were back in the saddle!"
Cosmopolitan- "Sarah Palin! What a hot cover we'd have if she were elected! And the sexy articles we could write."
Sports Il...
Mitch Couler, the Senior manager Of the Romney campaign in the D.C. Area had recovered nicely from the seizures induced when he learned that both 'He Who Shall Not Be Named' and Dick Cheney both had come out in support of Romney and were insisting on delivering speeches in support of the candidate. He came out of the illness so well, in fact, that he was able to return to work two days later, jus...
There was great tension at the Republican Campaign Headquarters that morning as the worker bees entered their office in D.C. As with every campaign, unexpected situations come up.
"'He Who Shall Not Be Named'" wants to endorse Romney." stated Mitch Couler to the group, his face drawn and pained from the trials of running a difficult campaign that was getting down to the wire.
"Oh my God, n...
Forget what it says about this being a spoof at the bottom of the page - The People's Republic Of Uzupis is a REAL place!
In 1991 the people of Lithuania declared their independence from the Soviet Union. In 1997 the people of Uzupis, a district of Vilnius, the capital of Lithuania, declared their independence from Lithuania and got it, sort of.
Uzupis is a quiet part of town on the far side...
I, rfreed, hereby announce my candidacy for Dictator of the United States of America. I realize that this is a little late in the campaign season to be announcing this, but dictators don't worry about such things. We know that as dictators, we can manipulate things in our favor. In this case I have wisely waited until the other two candidates have successfully eliminated all others in their party...
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A major med...
Let me see if I got this straight:
We have a national election going on.
Only two guys are really running in it.
Both are spending obscene amounts of money to campaign for it.
Mostly other people's money.
Both are putting the other one down. Constantly.
Both are making promises they can't keep.
Both have to kowtow to what the public wants.
Both have to go along with what their party...
A LEWD, LASCIVIOUS LOOK AT OUR LOCAL LAW LIBRARY.
They say that lawyers are a breed apart. In fact, we should wonder if they are really even be considered a part of the human species at all, especially as evidenced by a peek at these books found at our local campus law library:
Famous Humanistic Lawyers- A three page book; one of those being the title page and the other the Table of Contents...
As Marcus Nowlberg walked down the sidewalk in his hometown of Suburbiaville, Colorado one August evening, little did he know that his life was about to about to change dramatically.
"Hey kid!" a creepy voice yelled out of the alley he was passing. "Wanna make some big money?"
"What's up?" replied Marcus, a bit frightened. He couldn't quite make out the middle aged man who called out to him...
Bottled water- who could ever, outside of professional con men such as P.T. Barnum and Soapy Smith, would ever have thought that it would be possible to put water in a bottle and actually get someone to buy it, except, perhaps nomads crossing the Sahara (they, however, did not have bottles until recently and even those are bleached out ones that have floated across the Mediteranian from Spain. The...
THE BIRTH OF BOND, JIMMIE BOND
Who was the first James Bond on film?
Sean Connery?
Yes, that is true if you go strictly by movie films. Could you believe that there was a television version of Ian Flemings Casino Royale that predated Connery's first outing as Bond by eight years? And can you believe that James in this Hollywood version was an AMERICAN (!!!) and went by the nickname 'Ji...
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!!
Where are all the Hellfire and Brimstone preachers at?
Where are they when you need them?
A hurricane is bearing down on the Republican National Convention and you don't hear a peep out of them.
Are they out hiding their heads under a rock?
If it were the Democratic National Convention you would surely be hearing that it was God's wrath descending upon t...
The advent and incredible popularity of the Internet has resulted in an outbreak of the strange psychological malady known as 'Freeitis'.
Freeitis is a recent mental disease in which a person, growing used to getting everything for free on the Internet, ie. free downloads, free music, free videos, etc., then grows to expect everything in life to be for free. Some of those afflicted, usually ha...
News highlights- Reuters- April 1, 2020.
SWITZERLAND- The once wealthy nation of Switzerland, still refusing to join the EU, has suffered yet another downturn in it's economy. At one time the jewel of Europe and one of it's wealthiest countries in the world this small land is suffering its blackest financial year yet as the last bulwark of its economy, the Swiss Cuckoo Clock Factory has had to...