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Funny story:  Jordan Walks On The Wild Side

Jordan Walks On The Wild Side

Glamour girl Katie Price, formally known as Jordan, has been out showing her wild side. She has gone out draped in a black acrylic jacket and tight leopard skin leggings. Katie Price resembles Jane Fonda in 1000 years BC; she is glamourous and sexy and she looks as if she is looking for a handsome hunk of a caveman to come and carry her off to his cave. Katie has been celebrating her divorc...
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Funny story:  A Pain in the Bum

A Pain in the Bum

A British woman has died after having a silicone injection in the bottom in a hotel in Philidelphia. Police are not sure of the person responsible for doing the procedure is licensed or unlicensed. Liquid silicone injections to enhance the breasts or the buttocks is illegal in the USA. Clients can be charged up to a $1,000 for this procedure and are warned if there are side-effects not...
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Funny story:  Julian Assange Has Been Named "Geek of the Year" by French newspaper Le Monde

Julian Assange Has Been Named "Geek of the Year" by French newspaper Le Monde

Whistleblower Julian Assange bears an uncanny resemblence to the gay shop assistant on "Are You Being Served." He has a wispy, almost albino appearance. The blond geek bears a strong resemblance to the snidey blond boy in Harry Potter, who is his worst enemy at Hogwarts. By looking at this man's wispy slightly camp appearance it is hard to see how he could have been able to 'rape' two robust...
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Funny story:  Three Rich, Middle Aged Amigos Laughing at Poor Mexicans

Three Rich, Middle Aged Amigos Laughing at Poor Mexicans

How can three wealthy, successful, well-educated men descend to such a level? Humour is not funny if it is making fun of a country which is poorer than ours. It is horrible how boorish, racist bully Clarkson and May used racial stereotypes to make fun of Mexico. The Top Gear presenters said that Mexicans were 'lazy' and 'flatulent' and they even said the Mexican Ambassador was probably asleep i...
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Funny story:  Murder Suspect Tabak  Should Be - Presumed  INNOCENT Until  Proved Guilty

Murder Suspect Tabak Should Be - Presumed INNOCENT Until Proved Guilty

An innocent young girl has been murdered but will an innocent man by found guilty of her murder? The speed with which Vincent Tabak was charged with the murder of Joanna Yeates without firm evidence has provoked more questions than answers. As Joanna's parents prepare to bury their beautiful daughter on Friday, the family of Vincent Tabak are experiencing a living nightmare that shows no sig...
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Funny story:  "What the Cleaner Saw " -  New Lead in Jo Yeates Enquiry

"What the Cleaner Saw " - New Lead in Jo Yeates Enquiry

A fresh lead has come to light in the Yeates enquiry. The daily cleaning lady has come up with fresh revelations. Thirty Six year old Dorothy Blake has been a cleaner at 46 Cannynge Road for the past eight years. Hard-working mother of two Dorothy knows the inside of the Cannynge Road mansion like the back of her hand. Dorothy goes to clean at the upmarket Cannynge Road mansion house twice...
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Funny story:  The Way We Were - Sam Morson's Tale

The Way We Were - Sam Morson's Tale

The young, American girl sat wistfully in an armchair in her new house which her daddy had found for her. She had not been feeling herself for over a month. Suddenly, her life and that of her boyfriend Vincent had been throw into turmoil. It was after the tragic case of Jo Yeate's murder and the subsequent investigation. The nightmare happened when her boyfriend had been arrested. Unfortu...
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Funny story:  Simon Cowell is Really A Wax Dummy

Simon Cowell is Really A Wax Dummy

Simon Cowell had recently started to look more and more plastic. He has no expression and his face is frozen into a sneering snarl. He has the same expression if he is happy or sad. It is fitting that he is thinking of making a movie about the life of Jordan and Peter Andre and the ill-fated Alex Reid. Katie Price looks like a little girl's Barbie Doll. Peter Andre has an action man look...
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Funny story:  Inspector Barnaby Investigates the Mystery of the Missing Sock

Inspector Barnaby Investigates the Mystery of the Missing Sock

Inspector Barnaby was called by Avon and Somerset police to help in the mystery of the missing sock. Local lass Jo was found naked in the snow minus one grey sock. The local police called in Inspector Barnaby to help them solve this intriguing mystery. The great man himself with his scrunched up creased old face like a scrunched up paper bag was glad to be brought in to the farce. He had b...
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Funny story:  Vincent Tabak - illegitimate descendant of Prince Albert from wrong side of blanket

Vincent Tabak - illegitimate descendant of Prince Albert from wrong side of blanket

It is recently been revealed from a new book about Queen Victoria and Prince Albert that a young lad known as the "Boy Jones" witnessed Prince Albert "in flagrante delicto" with a young Flanders princess. German born Albert of the house of Saxe Coburg was a young prince at the time who had only been married to Queen Victoria for a few months. In 1836 the young lad the "Boy Jones" developed a fix...
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Funny story:  Vincent's Evil Twin Brother

Vincent's Evil Twin Brother

On a snowy, December evening there was a cold, clinical murderer waiting for Jo Yeates in Cannnynge Rd. The slim, tall handsome young man had very short greying hair; and a pair of rimless spectacles. The taciturn, stern appearance of the man with the steely, blue eyes would send a chill down any young girl's spine. The serious young man was the secret, genetic-clone double of Vincent Tabak.
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Funny story:  Revenge of the  Pizza Delivery Boy

Revenge of the Pizza Delivery Boy

There was once a boy who lived in Bristol and worked as a pizza delivery driver. He had a snazzy silver scooter and a special carrier pannier at the back. Once or twice a day he would deliver a pepperoni or margherita or Hawaiian pizza to 46 Cannynge Road. Some days if the punters were pushing the boat out they would have anchovies and capers as well as a filled crust as well as a garlic bread o...
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Funny story:  Revenge of The Plod

Revenge of The Plod

If you go down to Clifton Woods today you are sure of a big surprise. The Plod is there to check and compare the clues that they have already bodged now that Vincent is in the slammer. The Plod have botched both DNA and other circumstantial evidence. Coppers have plodded in their size 10s all over the garden in Cannynge Road and have churned up the mud withpolice issue boots and have put up lo...
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Funny story:  A Winter's Tale - in Clifton, Bristol

A Winter's Tale - in Clifton, Bristol

The landlord of 46 Cannyng Road was standing at the front of his palatial mansion. It was a cold, snowy winter's day. The snowflakes swirled around the large Bath-stone mansion. Jeffries was shoveling the snow away from the blacktop drive. He was feeling good; the mansion glowed with festive lights from the Christmas trees inside. He enjoyed the feeling of festive happiness that only a Friday...
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Funny story:  Vincent Tabak  - The Flying Dutchman

Vincent Tabak - The Flying Dutchman

Vincent Tabak arrived home from work on the 17th December with a swish of cold air and a crunch on the gravel of his mansion at 66 Canning Road, Bristol. His breath was coming out in great white puffs. His fingers were painfully frost-bitten by the cold December wind. He dismounted from his bicycle only to see Wizard and one of his cronies parked at the front of the mansion. Being a polit...
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