Today, Jesus arrived at Westboro Baptist Church in Kansas City. The weather outside is hot and humid. The look on Jesus' face is one of disappointment. He is in town to confront Fred Phelps for misrepresenting God.
"It is rare for me to make special trips like this, but I felt it was time for me to stop this bigot from causing more harm in my name," Jesus said. "I can't believe how this man se...
Brett Favre is in the news, again, and this time it isn't for reasons you would expect. He is in the news for hitting on women half his age.
This is a list of reasons why Brett Favre needs help.
5. He doesn't seem to understand men don't cry.
4. He uses his press conferences like they are free therapy sessions.
3. He thinks pictures of his penis will impress girls with fake boobs.
Brett Favre sat down with John Clayton for ESPN on Tuesday to talk about his return to football.
Favre: "I just want to say that I am coming back for one more year."
Clayton: "What made you come back for one more year?"
Favre: "I just love the attention I get by playing football, and the money isn't bad, either."
Clayton: "What do you say to the fans that can't seem to understand why...