Strange, but true!
I was at work today and had left the tailgate of my car up.When I came back about an hour later, and approached the back of the car this bloody cat launched itself onto the top of the dashboard and, back arched, started leaping and screeching, trying to get out through the windscreen.
Why are animals so dumb? It leapt and screeched, and it screeched and leapt.
Doesn't it just wind you up!
I pulled into the local supermarket, you know, the one the starts and ends with 'A'.
I found a parking space at least within the same time zone and caught a tram to the front door.
When I got there I saw 'fatso' in his 4Wd parked in the disabled bay. He was about as disabled as I am: and I had just laboured with Ranulph Fieness across a co...